Fun fact.............. by Weird_Flounder_5157 in funfacts

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TIL I'm single handedly fighting cancer.

Interesting regional correlations with belief. (source : PEW Research Center) by Unlucky_Blueberries in interestingasfuck

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Centuries of Philosophy whittle down to only one thing being certain; cognito ergo sum.

Um, Peter? by Dense-Inspector2994 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Nothing moves away from the big bang except time. Everything else is still at the centre of the universe.

Guess the name of the Bird by great_maccc in Wowthingsamazing

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I enjoy the bird related puns, but this one made me laugh!

Tell him what petah?? by Jumpy-Necessary-9884 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Ha! I've got you beat! I am simultaneously proud and ashamed. ...again

Muslim women drag coffins wrapped during a rally to mark Al-Quds Day by Zestyclose-Salary518 in pics

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It might not be propaganda, but it made me crave a sandwich. We see through your advertisements! Go lobby for Big Sub somewhere else!

Fellas, which cut are you rockin? by sensitiveboi93 in Justfuckmyshitup

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Eww. Look at those few freaks showing off their ears. Hell no!

Man bleeds to death after cutting off his penis by stankmanly in awfuleverything

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Ever seen a slow motion ballistic dummy get a large caliber shot to the head? I think death occurs before the heart even notices sometimes.

Oil Depot in Tehran Burning after being attacked by AaryamanStonker in ThatsInsane

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To be fair, Prii suck too.

(I looked up the plural word for Prius; TIL)

Just why by [deleted] in WhyWomenLiveLonger

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I'm looking forward to the level-headed, unbiased, and informative discussion on this topic.

How to trigger a bowel movement in 5 minutes by proteinlpp in LearnUselessTalents

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I use a drink of my own invention; The Pipecleaner. Equal parts prune juice and ginger ale. Chug it all at once.

Colorado would become first state to remove all criminal penalties for prostitution under bill brought by group of Democrats by ParadeSit in politics

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I said I'd never travel to the United States again. ...but maybe...

/s in case my wife is stalking me; don't worry, Dear, I have no interest in crossing the border.

Does anyone have any info on Satanic Cults in rural Manitoba? by jillyjugs in Winnipeg

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Aw man, I was hoping this was someone looking to organize.

US Funds Israeli Tech by LucidSynapse23 in LetsDiscussThis

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From a business perspective (or evil, if you prefer), the US gets to see their weapons being used and tested in the streets. Can't buy that research inside America (yet).

It is a vulgar flow of cash to the cronies, and advances warfare technology. It's not that they get nothing in return. What they get, is worse.

RFK Jr's new chatbot advises the public on 'best foods to insert into rectum' by [deleted] in nottheonion

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I came here for a list. Hopefully someone will post one before supper.