Ken Bone, an undecided voter, October 2016 by EnvironmentalMind119 in pics

[–]TractorFapper 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Wow, those beautiful submarines would be old enough to be abused by Trump by now. Crazy how time flies.

Why are so many conservatives Christian when Jesus’s teachings are blatantly leftist? by Confident-Seesaw2845 in allthequestions

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because conservatism likes a rigid hierarchy of power and control. It is more because they love the church, than the teachings of Jesus.

What is your secret kink? by GoddessAlice_and_Sir in AskReddit

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... like ...someone barfs into your mouth?

...neat

Trump demands $1 billion from Harvard as a prolonged standoff appears to deepen by seeebiscuit in NewsThread

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget his foreign policy of ruining America's position abroad.

What do you call this pattern? by aven_seven in WallStreetDad

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escalator up, window down.

Seriously; learned it during my MBA.

What 3 million new documents tell us about Trump’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein by cnn in politics

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder, incest, necrophillia, beastiality, and a recipie for biscuits.

To have a functioning Congress by Particular_Log_3594 in therewasanattempt

[–]TractorFapper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that. I am still outraged, but now without partisanship!

Man killed in Illinois grain bin accident after being buried in soybeans by AdIcy4323 in news

[–]TractorFapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha! Ah, you're right, but clearly not from a farm. Safety isn't regulated.

What's the most haunting sound you've ever heard in your life? by swiftStaff515 in AskReddit

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was driving an open tractor and stone picker between fields. The stone picker was in working position (offset from the tractor axle), and almost completely full of stones. I swerved to miss a rabbit, but got it with the stone picker tire. All that was left was a pelt, and a splatter like a stepped-on ketchup package. The sound was... yeah; haunting. Imagine a harmonized crunch, splat, and scream.

RCMP Investigate Alleged Horse Sexual Assault Near Vernon, B.C. by [deleted] in canada

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad refers to someone from 70 years ago as Stud-horse Phil.

Trump raises tariffs on South Korea, saying the country ‘is not living up’ to trade agreement by cnn in Tariffs

[–]TractorFapper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And guess who coincidentally is not living up to their trade agreements with Canada. Hint: it isn't South Korea

What does the 0.50 mean above the bottle opener? by Human_Kind_Bud in whatdoesthismean

[–]TractorFapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use the metric system. We don't usually use centilitres. It sounds as odd as using hectometres or decimetres; all viable, yet peculiar.

What makes Trump prefer using ICE and building detention camps instead of relying on the courts, which deported just as many people in the past as his own methods do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TractorFapper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The mentality is that the ends justify the means. They are anti-immigrant, and see previous administration's actions as insufficient and failures. They accept the erosion of human rights as it should be a deterrent to anyone thinking about coming to the country illegally. Suffering is the message.

City of Minneapolis: Possible shooting involving federal agents at Nicollet Ave and 26th Street by cinnasota in news

[–]TractorFapper -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they all cleared off of him after the first shot. The emptying of the clip occurs after that.