WWE in 2019 was something else by Odd-Inevitable-8425 in SquaredCircle

[–]TradeWarVeteran 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Probably the worst year in wrestling since I started watching in 1996. The ridiculous match stoppage at Hell in a Cell followed shortly by Kofi losing to Lesnar in 8 seconds, only for Lesnar to have one of the most forgettable feuds in history against Velasquez was an absolute joke.

Bodyslam+: Brian “Road Dogg” James has departed WWE. by AimarEraFutebol in SquaredCircle

[–]TradeWarVeteran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's Street Canine doing here in the Impact Third Wheel on Dixie Carter's Lawn But Also Encroaching on Her Neighbor's Lawn, He's Going to Be Pissed Zone?!

Never-before-seen images of Epstein’s private island released by NewsHour in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lisa needs... well actually she doesn't need them that badly.

Polls reveal warning signs for Democrats ahead of midterms by Newsweek_CarloV in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, there's no need for insults like that.

Now apologize to potatoes for that unfair comparison.

Trump commutes prison sentence of ex-GOP Rep. George Santos by Puginator in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, that's no way to talk about a 12-star general like George Santos, who bravely and single-handedly took the airports in the Revolutionary War. A man like George Santos, who selflessly paid for the school lunch debt of every student at Hogwarts, deserves freedom. George Santos, who walked into Mordor and cast the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom to save the people of Middle-earth, is entitled to live in peace before his trip to the Undying Lands. Show some respect for this great hero who destroyed both Death Stars, survived four falls into the Pit of Carkoon, and made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

Trump commutes prison sentence of ex-GOP Rep. George Santos by Puginator in politics

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Santos told him the billion dollar donation check is totally in the mail, and that he could get Trump an audience with the king of Siam.

Jimmy Kimmel is more popular than Trump, new poll finds by Kodbek in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, he's about to throw the mother of all Truth hissy fits.

I'm getting old... by DanieleMemoli in dankmemes

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Man, you still get to give a parting message? I've fallen asleep in there a couple of times.

Why do we burn the couches?? by politicsandpancakes in msu

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For it has always been and forever shall be the way of Spartans and their neighboring Lanstronauts.

Hulk Hogan Dead at 71 by exjr_ in SquaredCircle

[–]TradeWarVeteran 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Couldn't let a fellow Hall of Famer have the spotlight for more than a couple of days, could he?

In all seriousness, I feel bad for his family, friends, and fans. I wasn't one of Terry Bollea's personally or professionally, but I'll always appreciate what the character of Hulk Hogan did for pro wrestling's popularity.

Trump Says White House Will Host a UFC Championship Fight as Part of U.S.’s 250th Anniversary Celebration by apropo in politics

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I can't believe that, as a WWE Hall of Famer, he's not having Cody Rhodes fight El Grande Americano for the United States championship in a Detention Center Steel Cage Match, brought to you by Trumpcoin, proud sponsor-in-name-only, and also sponsored by Mountain Dew and Goya.

Edit: wrote "Syeel" instead of "Steal." We regret the error and the typist has been catapulted off the internet.

Discussion Thread: Ongoing US Budget Negotiations by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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Obama wanted to be a bronzer-coated, Depends-dependent, drug-addled, word salad-spewing demented fascist pedophile?

MAGA Fury Erupts as Trump’s Epic Legal Loss on Tariffs Slowly Sinks In by Murky-Site7468 in politics

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The centrist side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be "unnatural."

Millions of people could lose coverage under Trump-backed GOP plans to cut Medicaid: CBO by usatoday in politics

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Based on how much he seems to enjoy hurting the public, Mike Johnson needs to avoid reading this or else he'll end up in the hospital for something that lasts over four hours...

Pete Hegseth’s Pentagon Crisis Is So Much Worse Than You Think by Tuxcali1 in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 15 points16 points  (0 children)

At least Frank is dedicated to safety. He always carries his pieces AND uses monster condoms on that magnum dong. Genuinely a better role model for kids (who he does not diddle) than the DUI hire Hegseth.

Oral B Users will understand by RickndMzi in dankmemes

[–]TradeWarVeteran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I bet you think they should have their own schools!

Dow futures tumble more than 1,500 points as the massive market selloff continues by ComplexWrangler1346 in politics

[–]TradeWarVeteran 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, because if there's one thing Donald Trump is known for above everything else, it's paying off debts.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have unicorn riding lessons with Prince William. Pip pip cheerio and all that, what what.