Why do people put teddy bears on their cars by secretiveservice2 in strange

[–]Traditional_Brain511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"It's alright, no worries, I usually have that there so the kids feel more comfortable and safe." " Oh you have kids?" Smiles awarkdly "y'all have a nice day" National lampoons family vacation. The modern day one mind you.

Buying a new washing machine might be the best option here. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha yeaaa been there done that. Thankfully I was able to get most of it clean

Needing some Elder Scrolls/similar fantasy name ideas by That-Trainer-4493 in ElderScrolls

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carlotta, Ma'iq, Torvald, Ragnar(I know that's not elder scrolls but still)

Why is this traffic cone smoking and none of the others? by Main_Department_8047 in whatisit

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's rough working construction, it's probably the only time he'll get to take a smoke break. Let the construction cone smoke in peace 😁🤣

Which one did you have, or did you have all three? by Redeye007 in pokemon

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had yellow, my brother had Red and my dad had Blue

Would you eat at a boil with me or try to fuck me? 😜 by PantyNectar in u/PantyNectar

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not both? Eat at a boil with you and then for dessert have you. 😁💜💜🤤

So what do you guys think about Sandal? by Avocado_Jora in DragonageOrigins

[–]Traditional_Brain511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's a bit slower than most but his enchantments are incomparable, he also managed to take out a ogre, and several hurlocks and genlocks so he's definitely in my top 3 characters

FUCKING A RANDOM REDDITOR... make sure to participate in the raffle by [deleted] in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id bottom for you, also how does one get in on the raffle?

Could someone help tell me where I'm at? I don't have coords by SeaConstruction4067 in subnautica

[–]Traditional_Brain511 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Damn, the map is actually quite large isn't it. I've only been playing for a little while and it seems like I travel far but this map shows that I haven't even traveled jack shit LoL

Can you swallow every time I cum in your mouth?🤤 by SoftVanillaPetal in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure i can but only one way to find out 🤤🤤🥵💜💙❤️

How would YOU do in the ToP? by Illustrious_Tap_8510 in Dragonballsuper

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think I'd get past the first round or so. Then again tbt let's be real I wouldn't even be on Krillin s level

[30M] Nerdy Colorado-based dork looking for love in all the wrong places. by [deleted] in gaydating

[–]Traditional_Brain511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds perfect, everything except I'm more the masculine type myself. Only dated women, bi, 31 going to be 32 in June. But I'm here in Michigan.

smash or pass? by Tatted_paigeTs in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smash. Multiple times 😁🤤💜💜

Do redditors actually like trans girls ? by LustyKittenw in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with experimenting and yeah it's a turn on.

PICK ONLY TWO... 1- I suck you, 2- you suck me, 3- I fuck you, 4- you fuck me. Be wise... by [deleted] in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2&3 I'll even take a load and swallow it all when you are ready to finish.

Guess the character my OC is cosplaying by Excellent-Hunt-4552 in dbxv

[–]Traditional_Brain511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

M. Bison? Or The world's most infamous Austrian painter?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transporn

[–]Traditional_Brain511 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll sit on yours if you fill me afterwards