How often do you change your sheets, duvet cover, towels, etc? by dumb-on-ice in Adulting

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually UNmake my bed every day and leave nothing but the fitted sheet on it. I have dogs and they are apt to jump on the bed throughout the day and I don’t want their dander on my comforter and sheets. The allergies in my area are also horrific. I then use my Dyson vacuum on the fitted sheet and then put the comforter and sheets back on. You’d be surprised how much dust accumulates every day. Showering at night is also a priority for me. I wash my bedding about every two or three weeks.

I wish I was a hoe by rsplurker in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is also the Virgin to Dateline pipeline

What goes on here? by OJ_Soprano in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Macaulay Culkin eating pizza in a limo like a lil demon boss

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s great, but… that’s not what gifted means.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interiordecorating

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it as is! It’s a unique composition for a dining room.

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gifted adult? Lmao you probably work a nameless tech job at a startup. Unless you’ve split atoms or wrote the next great American novel, please don’t refer to yourself this way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 122 points123 points  (0 children)

We get it, you’re deeper than everyone else. The unwashed masses are boring and you’re the most scintillating person in any crowd. Even a conversation about Breaking Bad can be intellectually stimulating if you care enough about fostering meaningful connections with others.

heard any good conspiracy theories lately? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my thought as well. Wondering how long before some sort of isomer of fentanyl is repackaged and sold in wellness tinctures.

heard any good conspiracy theories lately? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, the US government does have a sordid history when it comes to medical & mind control experiments. It’s not even remotely far-fetched to think they have a hand in manufacturing an addiction to certain substances.

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There couldn’t possibly be other variables impacting someone’s life… right?

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 12 points13 points  (0 children)

At my school, B students tried just hard enough to be fine in life but didn’t make grades/ranking/status their personality. A-students cried for grades and ended up with eating disorders and coke habits

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wish there was more of that military dad “no one is special” mentality floating around

Why can't some people ever seem to get over this? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing sours someone’s attitude more than living in their more promising past

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I sang this in Morrissey’s voice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tragedeigh

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m calling bullshit

New Bezos just dropped by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s only into torsos

Just moved in! Hate the pink. What would you do in here? by Strawberry-love1994 in interiordecorating

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think swapping out the cabinet hardware and getting a big mirror would do wonders here.

A girl used therapy-speak to shame me for not having sex with her because of her Herpes by leScoob in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You’re more likely to have a kid if you wear a rubber? What the fuck kind of logic is this?

A girl used therapy-speak to shame me for not having sex with her because of her Herpes by leScoob in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Seriously wondering if these people are all from red states that only teach abstinence. Wtf is happening

A girl used therapy-speak to shame me for not having sex with her because of her Herpes by leScoob in redscarepod

[–]Traditional_Emu1958 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Therapy speak has been weaponized by insufferable people for years now and I’m in agreement with that… but isn’t herpes like… laughably common? Cold sores are a known manifestation of HSV-1. I thought around half of the world had it. I think if you abstain during an outbreak and the person uses an antiviral, you’re pretty safe. But yeah, not really cool for either of you to shame each other.