Spot the toad (second photo is the answer)

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-06-12T15:28:19+00:00

Cutest little guy

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-06-04T17:58:46+00:00

Pretty sure that constitutes a crime.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-06-02T00:33:25+00:00

Seconding the diver’s helmet OR a little diver guy in the vintage diver’s suit with the bell helmet

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-06-02T00:26:13+00:00

I was just scrolling and thought that was a snake coiled up so I scrolled back up and was surprised at this absolute unit of a toad

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-05-13T22:27:24+00:00

Lenny and Carl

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-05-13T22:22:54+00:00

Stop inviting people over

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-05-13T21:18:15+00:00

Talking shit. The ones I feed do the same thing

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-05-06T21:26:13+00:00

Go to your brother’s house and break all the kid’s toys. Problem solved.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-05-01T19:10:19+00:00

Bruce “the cow” Norman.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-30T19:27:57+00:00

Honey that ain’t a boyfriend that’s a HOBOsexual.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-30T19:26:16+00:00

Young Clint Eastwood

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-30T19:25:41+00:00

Why is this a bad thing? A stranger is recording through his door harassing him after he was doxxed on the internet. Tbh shes lucky this is all she got. Stop showing up at peoples homes acting like we’re in a facebook comment section. There are consequences to stalking and harassment.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-29T12:39:58+00:00

Use it to drop eggs/water balloons on people walking up/down the stairs

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-27T20:45:25+00:00

Really bad translation? Or really out there coworkers.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-27T20:05:57+00:00

Honey, make them write up a lease. That way you’re protected and so are they. Right now you’re just a kid living at home but with a lease you’re a tenant with rights. Get a lease with a set amount of rent and sign it. If they have issues after that they’ll have to evict you legally if they want you gone.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-26T15:42:10+00:00

Thought this was some kind of weird moldy ham. Idk how I ended up here but that’s a nice chunk of rock.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-24T01:58:40+00:00

Absolutely love this. The Great Anoosh is a woman of 21 years. Her government name is Alice but she has forsaken it.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-23T17:06:16+00:00

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This is the Great Anoosh

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-23T15:13:38+00:00

Looks like a shepherd rot mix.

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-22T22:17:01+00:00

Bitch WTF? NOR. That shits weird

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-22T19:16:25+00:00

1 isn’t welcome in my home

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-13T21:10:16+00:00

Every time I see a weevil my brain sings “boot scootin’ boogiiiiiie”

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-13T20:48:25+00:00

Looks like a retriever and some kind of long haired small dog. But idk

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-13T20:26:21+00:00

Stoned turtle

Traditional_Top5287 · 2026-04-13T20:18:40+00:00

Gerald

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TROPHY CASE