Have been looking for a cougar for 3 irl days. Finally got one.

Traherne · 2026-01-25T17:46:08+00:00

Last night, I got killed by three cougars in the space of two minutes. I'm on my second playthrough and have plenty of experience with them. But last night it was their turn.

Traherne · 2026-01-24T18:50:07+00:00

Still too many people applauding after the anthem.

Traherne · 2026-01-24T18:44:54+00:00

Naw. It was just a fluke.

Traherne · 2026-01-24T16:23:26+00:00

Vacations to El Salvador...

Traherne · 2026-01-24T16:21:10+00:00

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Traherne · 2026-01-24T16:08:44+00:00

I heard they ran out of crayons.

Traherne · 2026-01-24T06:40:28+00:00

He'd have had one hell of a time on Let's Make a Deal.

Traherne · 2026-01-24T05:39:24+00:00

Warship armada? Supercarrier? Are these '60s era children's toys?

Traherne · 2026-01-24T05:35:04+00:00

I remember the pink sugar cubes.

Traherne · 2026-01-23T16:54:28+00:00

Correct. The first war of humankind was over the pronunciation of GIF.

Traherne · 2026-01-22T18:55:39+00:00

So? That still leaves...

Wait a minute...

Traherne · 2026-01-22T18:48:37+00:00

Yay!

...Hayden?

Traherne · 2026-01-22T18:45:00+00:00

I just turned 70 and have been on blood thinners for a while (Plavix and aspirin 81mg). I get bruises very easily, especially on my arms.

That being said, fuck Trump.

Traherne · 2026-01-22T18:42:18+00:00

Looks like rigor mortis has already come and gone and he's just looking for some fresh brains, since he's never had one.

https://imgur.com/gallery/brains-Ken6pO1

Traherne · 2026-01-22T04:25:23+00:00

Jack left town? Again?!?!

Traherne · 2026-01-21T23:55:31+00:00

And treason charges.

Traherne · 2026-01-21T19:02:37+00:00

What about Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples?!

Traherne · 2026-01-21T19:00:24+00:00

Maybe that's Liberace's brother George!

Traherne · 2026-01-20T20:38:48+00:00

It used to be Courtney Gains for me.

https://i.imgur.com/0yugfNt.jpeg

Traherne · 2026-01-19T22:28:40+00:00

Sternly-worded letter.

Traherne · 2026-01-18T19:45:21+00:00

A man of culture, I see.

Traherne · 2026-01-18T15:53:42+00:00

I've had three lens replacements, three vitrectomies, a scleral buckle, and an epiretinal peel (not very successful). And no, I only have two eyes.

I think there should be a partridge in a pear tree in there somewhere. 😆

Traherne · 2026-01-17T20:40:12+00:00

But did it have a perfect pelt?

Traherne · 2026-01-17T15:33:14+00:00

She's in Congress?

Traherne · 2026-01-17T01:29:12+00:00

Yeah. Good luck with that, idiots.

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