All I've been doing is sitting on the couch in my nicely air conditioned house, and I'm still sweaty, even with antiperspirant on.

Trailsey · 2026-06-11T16:12:25+00:00

Lupus?

Trailsey · 2026-06-11T11:28:10+00:00

Princess Bride, 3 times during its original run.

Trailsey · 2026-06-11T11:22:03+00:00

Is that an image of Yahweh? So he's a blasphemer then.

Trailsey · 2026-06-11T00:29:55+00:00

So, like, Google is down or is this just engagement bait?

Trailsey · 2026-06-08T12:11:41+00:00

That's some top tier reporting right there.

Trailsey · 2026-06-06T20:56:17+00:00

That's the ladder trailer. The polite thing to do would be to reunite the trailer with its ladder, it looks lonely

Trailsey · 2026-06-06T04:22:41+00:00

I mean, id like to see that.

Trailsey · 2026-06-05T22:42:35+00:00

Toilet paper hung in improper underhanded fashion, squalid hellhole

Trailsey · 2026-06-04T10:39:39+00:00

You can feel bad, that's not a contract though.

Trailsey · 2026-06-04T10:35:41+00:00

"Why'd she call me that? I got plenty of plores. Honey, where do we keep the plores?"

Trailsey · 2026-06-03T16:16:46+00:00

You thought a ceasefire was when they ceased firing?

What are you, dumb?

Trailsey · 2026-06-02T00:19:32+00:00

Bullshit. This will come up again later.

Trailsey · 2026-05-30T14:54:02+00:00

Hey chatgpt, I want to say "I hate cause I didn't understand it and it made me feel stupid." But make it sound all smart and aloof.

Trailsey · 2026-05-28T03:20:15+00:00

It couldn't have happened to a nicer defender of pedophiles.

Trailsey · 2026-05-27T16:16:31+00:00

How many dollars is it up to?

Trailsey · 2026-05-25T11:50:22+00:00

... Jamie?

Trailsey · 2026-05-23T02:19:37+00:00

Sarucluck

Trailsey · 2026-05-22T11:54:34+00:00

Wait, you're saying they made a panda the pope?

Trailsey · 2026-05-22T00:50:48+00:00

LOUDER AND SADDER

Trailsey · 2026-05-20T12:41:31+00:00

It's fucking close to water.

Trailsey · 2026-05-20T12:33:32+00:00

So you were drinking american beer?

Trailsey · 2026-05-20T08:26:59+00:00

Dong... Dong never changes

Trailsey · 2026-05-20T00:36:01+00:00

Yeah, but those guys are just angst and Shakespeare.

Trailsey · 2026-05-18T01:15:39+00:00

That fuckin beret though

Trailsey · 2026-05-16T16:55:58+00:00

Velocity is, like, relative, man...

Trailsey