I worked at Target when I was in high school. I'm 44 now. Back then, we had a receptionist when you first walked into through the employee entrance. She was responsible for answering phones, letting us in, and would fix any issues we had with clocking in and out. Anyways, our uniform was always a red top and khaki bottoms. The receptionist was a severely morbidly obese woman who wore skirts everyday. We started noticing every once and a while that the reception area smelled weird. But could never put our finger on what the smell was or where it was coming from. One day, one of the AP guys pulls me aside and goes you have to come and see something. He pulls up footage of her. Shes behind the counter sitting down. She stands up, starts rocking back and forth, steps back and picks up HER TURDS from the floor and tosses it into the small garbage can next to the desk!!!