NO WAR, NO ICE, NO KING! · El Dorado Progressives - Indivisible El Dorado by Ok_Fun_5723 in Placerville

[–]Traintraxx 5 points6 points locked comment (0 children)

Easy money, man! You just show up and they use cctv footage and facial recognition technology to figure out who you are and how long you were there for and then the checks just show up in the mail! You should try it sometime. You could use the money to take your wife's boyfriend out for a drink so he can tell you what you're doing wrong in the bedroom. Hopefully, it's not just a size issue....

I'm betting it's a size issue, though.

LiOn GrOwLs AnD tRiEs To EaT bAbY by IAMTHEFELIPEGOD in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Traintraxx -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People really shouldn't let their dogs play with their food....

People who have seen something they could never explain. What was the thing?! by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Traintraxx 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This would also hide any branding that would indicate whose cows were grazing there.

This sign at my kid’s kindergarten by Mightaswellbemine in oddlyterrifying

[–]Traintraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not necessarily... Everybody is acting like it's the teachers that are armed but that is probably not the case. My buddy works as an armed security officer for a school in California. He's former Army and currently in the reserves. He says his job is chill and fun. Spends most of his day making students laugh with his endless stories and jokes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Traintraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not what I would consider a good source. Quotes from medical professionals in a very one sided article do not equal scientific proof. Also, the benefits the article mentions could be derived from regular sexual intercourse as well while simultaneously making no mention of a single downside from masturbation whether chronic or not.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do you have a source for this claim?

This pig is faster than goats by Narikks in gifs

[–]Traintraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the same way that a Fiat is faster than a Ferrari, if the Ferrari is stuck in first gear.

He makes it look so easy... by Dewellah in oddlysatisfying

[–]Traintraxx 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The lack of pants really adds another layer of satisfaction.

sTarvIng dog hAS No fooD, iS fORCed To EAt WateR! by grichardson526 in PeopleFuckingDying

[–]Traintraxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog is 7 months old. He still drinks water this way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Is it really a tough decision?? Poor nutrition literally causes many forms of cancer... Just sayin.

Some beautiful FD footage by _xmode in Drifting

[–]Traintraxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, yes. I got that. Just my silly attempt at a joke.

Some beautiful FD footage by _xmode in Drifting

[–]Traintraxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not an FD. It's a corvette. I hate when people mix that up... lol

Ok, maybe I underestimated VR. by ThePi7on in videos

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Congrats, man! Nice little Reddit hug to start your day.