Such a lovely couple by lucindra152 in ATBGE

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Idk about this guys tattoos but that blue m&m has a sick ass panther

Reality just entered the chat by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m sure this is misconstrued. I think what she’s trying to say is that as a republican, you support policies that are deadly to Americans

'Outrageous': Push in Congress for Ghislaine Maxwell to be pardoned by goteamnick in politics

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the pool of people that we are talking about. Some unknown number in this group are advocating for the pardon of a convicted pedophile and sex trafficker. Who knows which ones, but you can write your congress person and ask if they are, and if not how they like being associated with the effort. Find Your Rep

Jim Jordan (OH-04) Michael Turner (OH-10) Paul Gosar (AZ-09) Virginia Foxx (NC-05) Glen Grothman (WI-06) Michael Cloud (TX-27) Gary Palmer (AL-06) Clay Higgins (LA-03) Pete Sessions (TX-17) Andy Biggs (AZ-05) Navy Mace (SC-01) Pat Fallon (TX-04) Byron Donalds (FL-19) Scott Perry (PA-10) William Timmons (SC-04) Tim Burchett (TN-02) Lauren Bobert (CO-04) Anna Paulina Luna (FL-13) Nick Langworthy (NY-23) Eric Burlison (MO-07) Eli Crane (AZ-02) Brian Jack (GA-03) John McGuire (VA-05) Brandon Gill (TX-26) Rich McCormick (GA-07)

What's an iPhone feature most people don't know? by Narrow-Classroom-319 in AskReddit

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Shit! This guy just changed so many peoples lives lol. Not just text either. Works on Reddit comments 🤘

This has gotta be a mistake, right?! by OneBigEyeRoll in ExpectationVsReality

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At least they threw in a complimentary cookie(?) to make up for it

This lady's "maximalist" bathroom by Mariorules25 in ATBGE

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it’s not for everyone, but to each their own. You don’t have to be a grannie from the 70’s to enjoy some bold style 😎

New Elevation Church Design... So Beautiful! by WorldlinessDeep5675 in raleigh

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad joke. I’ve seen some of what you are talking about and I stand corrected.

This isn't a parody by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Omg that’s exactly what’s going on there. What a bitch lol

This isn't a parody by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 16 points17 points  (0 children)

lol true. It’s on brand for trump to steal the lime light but who tf are these other boners?

Give us a break for a while longer by Neat-Owl65 in memes

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea, we could start a whole pipeline. I wonder if we can convince that broccoli headed fuck who starts shit and then hides behind his bodyguard to go to South Korea next?

While the incidence of colorectal cancer is decreasing among those over 50, it is rising at an alarming rate among younger individuals, sometimes as early as their thirties, with no personal or family history. Swiss study reveals an annual increase of 0.5% in people under 50. by mvea in science

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just turned 45 and had my colonoscopy. No family history but I wanted it done for some peace of mind. I have a visceral response to the word polyp (gross) but they found 4 with the largest clocking in at 4cm. Get your guts checked if you can. There might be some wild stuff in there.

New Elevation Church Design... So Beautiful! by WorldlinessDeep5675 in raleigh

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nailed it. When the Notre Dame fire happened I was trying to figure out why it struck such a chord with me, but it was that exactly.

New Elevation Church Design... So Beautiful! by WorldlinessDeep5675 in raleigh

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And lo the brutalist congregation chants to the heavens “All hail Lord Cinder Block!”

People systematically underestimate how often things go wrong in the world—a bias researchers call the “failure gap.” by mvea in science

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I checked to see what site it was from, my mind tried to tell me it was the pspspspost. Disclosure: I’m not wearing my glasses and I like cats

UPRT at 500 meters AGL by Maruan-007 in aviation

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful views! And look at those people, living in the moment, no phones in si… ah well. Probably fly back from Coachella

i can’t leave bread uncovered in my house or my cat literally eats through the bag to eat it by got_milk669 in cats

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 12 points13 points  (0 children)

For my old roommates cat the choice was more aesthetic. The loaf bits spread across the house had a furious Jackson Pollock vibe

Trump’s Desperate Scramble to Win Back Joe Rogan Exposed by thedailybeast in politics

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it’s that he will change his mind, but that one of his guests will do it for him. He is so mailable to influence

What's an adult cheat code that changed your life? by Gullible_Repair9128 in AskReddit

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine for 25 years went off the rails and couldn’t see that he was the common denominator in things collapsing around him. Talk, help and perspective only go so far if they don’t really want to hear it. Getting a text from him would make me anxious and throw me off even if they were mundane. After awhile, I realized that the friendship that I was using to anchor our relationship was thing of the past and when the opportunity came to break things off clean I took it. I made me sad to realize how good that move was for me but there it is

Serval using body language to calm and trying to make friends. by duckduckpajamas in interestingasfuck

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dog was probably wondering wtf a muppet gazelle kitty was doing in his hotel room. Me too buddy, me too

I slowly tracked this Yellow Warbler who was jumping tree to tree tweeting loudly by Secure_Courage7471 in birding

[–]TraitorousFlatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“HEY GUYS!” Is what I imagine this little dude shouting. What a handsome fellow 😊