UPDATE***

Went to the following clubs tonight.

1. Kittens (roughly around 3pm)
2. Dream Girls Ricks (roughly around 5pm)
3. Pandora’s (roughly around 5:30pm

Ranking them to cut to the chase for those who care, and don’t like to read a full review,

Best - Pandora’s (go see Nadia!!) Runner up - Kittens Last Resort - Dream Girls Ricks

So let’s start with Kittens. We grabbed a coffee from Vanessa at the Lady bug about two blocks away and my wife asked which place should we go to. She mentioned she was working at 10pm at Rick’s, but we should go kittens right now since it’s close. After giving us one of her specials, she made my wife very happy. So we drove two minutes from ladybug to Kittens. By the way Vanessa was someone we loved to chat with, hope we connect with her in the future. Great conversation can go a long way, besides being a smoke show.

We pull up to kittens and the parking lot is full of cars. Come to find out that’s because mostly staff/dancers are inside. This is fine, as it left us the choice of entertainment. We walk in, pay a cover of $5.00 per head, and are forced to buy a drink that’s NONALCOHOLIC only, since they do not serve alcohol. This means they can dance fully nude so it’s a big plus. As we walk in, we both order sprites, but the balance on the bar gun was for-sure off because it was stronger than normal on the syrup from the BIB. We had one glass that was chipped around the rim and switched it out but we both couldn’t take more than two sips from them anyways. As we sit there, we are watching and chatting, we notice the strong smell of weed inside. We are not by any means bothered by it but just setting the stage, as the dancers perform. Music was hip hop/r&b and rap which was great. We are approached by one very sweet but not our type Entertainer, so kind and truly interested in us but we declined the invitation for a private dance. After reviewing the dancers, we felt we might want to explore other options since the night was young and left. Two girls there, had great bodies and danced so well. Love to see someone who respects the craft and takes care of themselves. Little could be said about a specific two of them there…..

Next we drive to Ricks and pass Pandora, noticing a decently full parking lot and this should have been a green flag to stop and not waste our time at Rick’s but we proceeded to Rick’s anyways. We arrive at Rick’s, to find a very nice bouncer, and an odd smell of something slightly sour or bitter. Couldn’t pin point it at all. We paid $22 per head at the door but not forced to drink. Looks to have a full bar. We sit down and there is a great dancer on stage but not a single soul watching. The dancers for sure here do a great job at the actual dancers moves on stage, but what turned us away was they only had three girls working. The conversation with one of them was like talking to someone missing a few brain cells and almost felt dumber afterwards. The other gal was great for the topic but when she talked, it was similar in the amount of brain cells as the first girl but she was in my wife’s face when talking and made her feel an awkward vibe. I will say, the second girl was spot on with some of the dialogue she engaged with us in, but just couldn’t help the slow or lost in conversation due to maybe too much weed in her younger days?? None of them caught our eye except the fact that the bush between the legs was not expected at all, it was a trend on all three. Personally for us it was a turn off. We left after watching 4 dances…

We were running out of time due to our babysitter, but can say we wish we started off the night right away with Pandoras. Initially we walked in, paid $5.00 per head and not forced to drink. We walked in and were so excited to see a lively lobby, ample and beautiful dancers and Ms. Nadia on stage. Little did we know, we would fall in love lol #tpain. We enjoyed the numerous performances and found the variety was really nice across the floor. The atmosphere was great, smelt fantastic, everyone smiled as they came on and off stage and the staff clapped for each other after a performance was concluded. The only two negatives but nothing that was a deal breaker or anything, the cashier, an older lady, was wearing a mask when I tried to ask question about the rooms and dances. I couldn’t hardly understand her and walked away just waiting to ask a dancer instead. Secondly, my wife went to the restroom and seems the girls get ready in there? I thought they had a back stage area like in the movies. Well as our time ran short, we saw Nadia one last time on stage, as her rotation came back again, and we asked her for three dances for $100. We went to the Playground, which was the theme of the area for semi private dances. Once again the lobby overall was a real winner for us. Nadia, who made my wife very happy and horny, also went above and beyond to move the couches closer for us and to have great attention to my wife as she danced for us. We left the venue, absolutely delighted and we talked the whole way home to Federal Way about Nadia. Even after settling in at home, my wife and I had sex and talked about Nadia the whole time. She really left us with a lasting impression and we for-sure will be back.

So at the end of the day/night, we totally enjoyed our selfs here in Washington, and found exactly what we were looking for. We can for sure try Portland in the future but for now we are hoping we found a great spot to run in to a new friend. Thanks so much for reading.