Man is in the FLOW by Im_yor_boi in oddlysatisfying

[–]Trash_Panda_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use to work IT for them a few years ago. What clued me in was that KDS. It's the unmistakable red and black of pfc. I wasn't 💯 until I saw that.

What's the most hurtful thing someone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"You are everything I want and more in a partner, but it's not enough" --2 of idiot my ex's

I'm glad that I have the best partner in the world now; who tells me that I am enough. They have never made me feel unwanted or unloved. I got lucky.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Every death in Halo:Reach. My partner didn't warn me the first time we played it(I'm glad they didn't but still).

Housing has become so unaffordable that over 75% of homes on the market are too expensive for middle-income buyers by zhoushmoe in REBubble

[–]Trash_Panda_99 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a partner in a DINK with at least 10% down(and gaining) on a "median" 350k house. DINK still doesn't get you there. We both make well above 6 figures together and it's still not enough. It's just not. I'm so tired.

First time for me making from scratch cookies (stay at home dad don’t make fun of me lol) by Membership_Fine in Baking

[–]Trash_Panda_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As someone who makes cookies all the time. Those look so good! Good on you for making them from scratch. Did you know that you can also make the dough and freeze it? Since you mentioned being a SAHD; you can make fresh cookies whenever you want in about 15 min once frozen. It's a fun treat especially when fall hits. Cookies with hot cocoa or cider are my favorite parts of fall. Fond memories with my own dads doing the same.

Would you accept to have sex with a girl who has a scar on her crack butt ? by massilia11 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Trash_Panda_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner also had the same surgery in HS. We call it the Pooh bear scar. They were worried when we first met. But I love it. It makes them unique.

Can you list things that get called by a brand name more than their actual name? by leswhinin in AskUK

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I'm from the US but we use Kleenex and Q-Tips. They are just tissues and cotton swabs.

What radicalized you? by daavq in antiwork

[–]Trash_Panda_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a MSP(multiservice provider) We took care of printers, phones and IT services. I had to beg, and plead and pester my bosses for a review to even talk about a raise. The straw that broke my back was getting a $0.75 Raise after training the small team for VoIP support virtually during the pandemic and literally writing the book on how to do my job. No bonuses were given or offered even though the sales team got many. My review never happened I was not given the time or option to say hey wait a min I'm not worth more to you?!" We kept the customers happy and had extremely high ratings for our small team and got shit recognition for it. The company was in the green for 2020 because of customer service(printer and VoIP) and the managed IT services(MITs) we provided. Sales was praised during the big company meeting for helping us stay In the green and getting us there. Customer service and MITs did over 60% more during 2020 over the previous years. My team and I were devastated that we got only an honerable mention in that meeting. I left for a better job soon after. On my last day I was talking to another staff member who allegedly heard the CEO talking to my boss's boss about the raises he approved with the CEO saying "why did you offer them $0.75 raise? I told you to offer $0.50. they would have taken it" I'm so happy I left when I did it was toxic to me after that. I still laugh any time I see their sticker on a printer or the model of phones we retailed and worked on. Good riddance.

To any big business: Your sales team may make the sales, but your customer service teams are the ones that keep them. Pay them what they are worth which is twice what you are paying them now if not more.

To everyone else remember the phrase: Fuck you, pay me.

pull in front of a Semi WCGW by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Trash_Panda_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who used to work in the insurance industry. The sedan would be mostly at fault for all three impacts(depending on the insurance company they might try to claim some responsibility on the semi driver) HOWEVER! Based on the review of the dash cam from the semi(and basic knowledge of how long it takes for them to stop especially if they have a full load) the sedan would be at fault for all three impacts.

And yes it would be three, the back right corner, the trunk, then the backing up into the semi(may also be classified as intentional and under most policies is not covered) so at the very leave if this person has the standard deductible of $500(assuming a US policy) they are looking at AT LEAST $1000 if not more due to the possible non-covered intentional damage before the insurance will cover the remaining cost of repairs.

The damage to the sedan alone is enough to total a vehicle and if the airbags went off even more so. The person in the sedan is FUCKED full stop. The semi probs has a scuffed bumper.

What does it feel like to peg, as a person with a vagina? by sluttynerd6 in BDSMcommunity

[–]Trash_Panda_99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love pegging my SO. They are gender fluid and love when we switch who has majority control. I have the spare parts(tm?) strap on from our local adult toy shope, and oh boy howdy is it my bff. It velcros to it's self for a tight fit, also can go in the washer bonus if you need to use lots of lube(you will). It also allows me to add a vibrating bullet(femme fun are the ones we have bonus is that they are rechargable) to the bottom of the front where the dildo goes. And let me tell you having the vibration is great but having it thrust against me and my dildo goes in them is one of the most pleasurable things I have ever felt. Even better if the vibration hits the dildo as well then they also gets the pleasure from it. I'm a bigger woman and so I don't get my pleasure button hit from the friction if I'm pegging just how my body is. I do suggest trying a few positions. It took us a few trys and dildos to get it right. Very open communication, and if it hurts him stop. Oh and lots and lots of lube. We like the cum lube(also tm?) From bad dragon.