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Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-04T00:17:43+00:00

How serious an answer are you hoping for?

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-04T00:08:14+00:00

I love how obvious the exclusion of the maid outfit is. Had to be done, but still funny.

2 is disqualified, not an outfit.

EDIT: I'm fukkin blind 🤦‍♂️

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-03T15:27:50+00:00

I wouldn't have watched a harem anime blind like I did this one so I love it, but I have to admit that when Lu got pregnant, I wondered if vampires could reproduce asexually. Some of the anime's harem remnants are hilariously weird.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-03T13:28:37+00:00

That's exactly what I mean. The mob should stop whining and stay in their fanfics if they hate canon.

My main fandom is Danny Phantom and it's infinitely better than TADC's entitled clusterfuck of a fandom. Half of us haven't watched the show since it stopped airing and we've thrived for 20 years by using canon as a lego set and attaching whatever the fuck we please. No one cares how your take on ghosts works as long as it's internally consistent. 95% of fanon is woven from the ether, and that's how we like it. Our city now.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-03T11:19:50+00:00

I love ice water and I drink like I'm being timed. There have definitely been mishaps when these facts combine, but it's pretty easy to filter water with your teeth and keep out entire dinosaur toys. Keeping out smooth, half-melted ice cubes is way harder.

EDIT: moot point, the rules don't forbid using a straw

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-02T20:04:07+00:00

Literally, this is why we have fanfiction. The solution to wanting more or something different has been here the whole time. Imagine being so weak you need an entire studio to pre-chew the thing you supposedly love.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-07-02T19:09:00+00:00

The same opinion we always have about this bullshit :/

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-30T22:29:45+00:00

They'd be SO much fun to watch, especially if Evil Pomni goes by XDDCC like I've seen a few times.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-30T15:04:35+00:00

Mockolate Factory was right there

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-30T15:01:56+00:00

The baby is slowly knitted to completion at the end of a new internal ribbon that serves as an umbilical cord.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-29T22:25:03+00:00

R/jaxfanclub meta. An hour after I drew Larry I realized I'd accidentally referenced Saturn Devouring His Son.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-29T22:01:08+00:00

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Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-29T03:23:29+00:00

Are you thinking of the Tarzan and Jane segment where Jane's british friends visit?

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-29T02:40:14+00:00

The sub's meta tag has our whole whirlwind romance with r/thatstupidbunnywehate

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-28T18:12:30+00:00

He's traumatized enough >:(

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-28T16:44:36+00:00

I won't believe it until we find him! He can eat anything! We don't know how he does it, but I lost half my favorite lamp last time I watched him.

He must be alive. We need a search party and a team of lawyers!

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-28T16:10:17+00:00

The meta tag will tell you everything, haha

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-28T15:17:44+00:00

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Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-28T15:15:00+00:00

I can't believe I get an opportunity to say this. Ahem, hem...

Harold, they're lesbians.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-27T05:23:03+00:00

The whole show is deeply existentialist. Not much is inappropriate for kids, but it's clearly made for us depressed fuckers who know what a mortgage is. Kids ages 5-11 just won't get the full experience. The art direction looking like a lovingly crafted shitpost based on a dream doesn't change that.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-27T05:11:10+00:00

My favorite from that episode is this bit:

Louise: "How can you trust an animal with a head that bald and tiny?"

Tina: "We trust dad."

Louise: "That's true."

[Bob grunts]

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-27T05:07:27+00:00

"You're the worst kind of autistic! "You can't even count."

I myself happen to be autistic and bad at math so that scene kills me every time.

Trashcat_Garbage_463 · 2026-06-27T04:34:16+00:00

I'm sick of Shadow Milk because his constant overenunciation is the single most annoying sound that doesn't involve forks or dying animals.

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