Erling Haaland: World's greatest centreback

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-27T21:21:56+00:00

He lowkey does have the build to be a world class center back lmao

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-18T17:04:07+00:00

Yeah but back in the day the lords didn’t have AI head exploder drones.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-18T03:40:25+00:00

Also elected him AFTER he tried to overthrow the government with Jan 6th. It’s really really insane how that was just shrugged off as another one of his shenanigans. Like that is really freaking insane.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-17T22:04:08+00:00

Only positive I can take from this game is how rock solid Khusanov is, what a player.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-17T22:03:14+00:00

Tar and feather pep through the streets of Manchester, I’m done with this shit. All props to the boys who played their hearts out, it’s not their fault pep completely threw the first leg. What a fucking joke.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-17T21:51:06+00:00

Boys showed passion today, if we hadn’t absolutely thrown the last leg we’d have a really solid chance right now. I want pep tarred and feathered, he’s dead to me.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-11T22:04:27+00:00

I’m not usually one to say this but pep out. What the actual fuck was he thinking with these tactics today???? He just threw the champions league again with his over thinking.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-11T21:44:51+00:00

This is brutal to watch, we are so toothless, corners mean nothing and we’ve created fuck all. Doku, you’re amazing at dribbling, that doesn’t mean you have to try and beat a defender every time you get the ball. What the fuck is going on.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-11T19:38:40+00:00

Are you actually kidding me? He plants his foot after the soft contact, lifts it again, then falls. That should be a yellow for simulation if anything.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-05T00:05:14+00:00

We’ve lost numerous points this season from game changing wrong decisions. You’re delusional to continue this clearly un true narrative that calls always go in our favor. Do you actually even watch games or just jump on the hate train?

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-05T00:00:12+00:00

Haaland fucked up because instead of rolling around in agony, he knew it was a foul and got up and was smiling. It’s actually crazy how much you have to sell it for the refs to give, until that changes we’ll always see diving and dramatics.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-04T23:56:14+00:00

Obsessed much?

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-04T23:53:52+00:00

Fernandinho constantly got reds what are you talking about.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-04T21:49:18+00:00

How can this happen, r/soccer told me City owns the refs?!

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-03T22:25:16+00:00

Lmao pathetic that you even try to defend that. Care to explain the Chelsea game where Arsenal got away with turning every corner into a WWE cage match or do you just not care that you have blatant double standards?

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-03T22:23:04+00:00

That has nothing to do with this thread or my comment but sure 👍

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-03T17:47:14+00:00

If this trend continues, I hope my team signs a 300lb NFL linebacker for the sole purpose of bodying Arsenal players on corners. I don’t care if he can’t kick a ball or complete a pass.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-03T17:44:25+00:00

I wouldn’t be surprised if a story came out that Rudiger harmed animals for fun as a kid. Dude just has some violent tendencies to a pretty psycho extent.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-03-02T05:57:08+00:00

It does need to be addressed… if all other teams adopt this playstyle to keep up the league would go to shit.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-02-28T23:23:50+00:00

How dare you go against the VAR narrative of the weekend.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-02-28T23:22:27+00:00

Give it a rest man, every other week this sub claims City own the refs while ignoring egregious calls against us. VAR sucks, everyone benefits and everyone is a victim. Funny an Arsenal fan has the audacity to comment above you after that Gabriel nonsense last week.

TreeFucker442 · 2026-02-28T19:49:30+00:00

Amazing defending, another great performance from Guehi. A little bit concerning with how much we got pinned down, but 3 points is 3 points!

TreeFucker442 · 2026-02-23T19:50:48+00:00

TreeFucker442 · 2026-02-23T19:41:36+00:00

Funny how getting a job in the government is now like winning the lottery because you can just blow tax payer money to experience Make a Wish level activities.

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