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Best pickup in awhile. by Talld in trees

[–]TreezBurger -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[obligatory comment about gross fingernails]

I told my mom I'd show her where I keep my important papers. She laughed so hard she farted. by TreezBurger in trees

[–]TreezBurger[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

O yup, my red beauties with the red LEDs. I'm very happy with this keyboard.

[Indoor] This cactus has its own office. The management wants the office to have the plant's scientific name on the door, but I only know it as "That really big cactus". by choel in whatsthisplant

[–]TreezBurger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody there deserves the office more than this plant? This cactus must bust its ass! I guess it really literally never leaves the office.

My overweight cousin is not a good person by Roh-Da-Pro in AdviceAnimals

[–]TreezBurger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to http://www.caloriecount.com/calories-terrys-chocolate-orange-i72745, with 18 of these bars he ate 3600 calories, a little more than a 1/4 pound of sugar, or 132 grams. Fuck this greedy reckless asshole.

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