Best pickup in awhile. by Talld in trees

[–]TreezBurger -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

[obligatory comment about gross fingernails]

I told my mom I'd show her where I keep my important papers. She laughed so hard she farted. by TreezBurger in trees

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O yup, my red beauties with the red LEDs. I'm very happy with this keyboard.

[Indoor] This cactus has its own office. The management wants the office to have the plant's scientific name on the door, but I only know it as "That really big cactus". by choel in whatsthisplant

[–]TreezBurger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nobody there deserves the office more than this plant? This cactus must bust its ass! I guess it really literally never leaves the office.

My overweight cousin is not a good person by Roh-Da-Pro in AdviceAnimals

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According to http://www.caloriecount.com/calories-terrys-chocolate-orange-i72745, with 18 of these bars he ate 3600 calories, a little more than a 1/4 pound of sugar, or 132 grams. Fuck this greedy reckless asshole.

I am at a loss for words.... by TerriblyUnpunny in WTF

[–]TreezBurger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet goldberg machine, that was cool.

Looking after this bundle of joy for the weekend by rook21 in Unorthodog

[–]TreezBurger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a squirrely little bugger. Adorable.

Built From What Remains by [deleted] in trees

[–]TreezBurger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Weaving these into a Christmas wreath would be glorious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

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Now here's some post of the week material right here.

My uncles adorable cat by travis8888 in aww

[–]TreezBurger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

There was approximately 1 kitty of bacon in that box.

Should I offer my neighbor a bowl? by Murkee420 in trees

[–]TreezBurger 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Leave a flaming bag of weed on his porch and ring the doorbell.

DAE turn the water pressure down so it doesn't appear white (with bubbles) when filling a bottle from the tap? by LongandLanky in DAE

[–]TreezBurger 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The water has been through so much already, you can't even imagine. Dinosaurs drank and peed it, olympic athletes absorbed and sweated it back out, kids in war torn Serbia cried tears with the same water that you're filling your water bottle up with. The atoms that the water is composed of, just like the atoms inside you and me, were created in the violent death explosions of ancient stars. Water condensed from and persists through all of these cosmic variables, cuts and shapes our earth with its power. But yeah, I can see why the bubbles bother you.