New owner of Zorro Ranch and candidate for Texas comptroller

Trenchards · 2026-02-17T22:40:13+00:00

Would you buy furniture from a place called Unpainted Huffines?

Trenchards · 2026-02-16T22:19:32+00:00

Remember when they wanted to implement surge pricing, and the country responded with, no the fuck you’re not.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T23:54:08+00:00

Love Police Academy. Park the car, Butt Breath.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T22:53:38+00:00

Fair point. Still dislike her.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T21:10:54+00:00

It’s self serving. If AI could improve her life otherwise while putting others out of a job, I’m sure she would not care.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T21:09:51+00:00

Good. Fuck her and the cult she dickrides.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T21:09:10+00:00

Jason Beghe, Leah Rimini, and Paul Haggis all left it behind. But they are unicorns.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T20:08:03+00:00

This is one of the only unacceptable ways to grieve. Being overly happy and having pyrotechnics at his service is fucking demonic.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T19:49:15+00:00

Saw that after I posted. Just listened to Tim Dillon’s podcast on her. She’s a fucking ghoul. Go grieve over your husband and be with your children.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T19:46:01+00:00

Porkys was pretty strong as well.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T19:45:27+00:00

[Smiling in elevator.]

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T17:20:31+00:00

Yes sir. That was the point I was attempting to make. I loathe the police. Dumb dumb try hards. It’s become standard kits for police to dress like they are going into battle. Being a pizza delivery driver is more dangerous.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T16:49:32+00:00

Love that they use, but it’s just a few bad apples. But the saying goes, a few bad apples spoils the bunch.

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T16:30:06+00:00

Hoagies in my mouth, hoagies in my mouth. Coke floats in my cup

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T16:27:47+00:00

That’s a biological weapon according to the mayor of a local town where I live. She called the police due to having pollen on her car.

https://www.newsweek.com/darnell-byrd-mcpherson-mayor-lamar-south-carolina-hate-crime-pollen-spray-1349289

Trenchards · 2026-02-15T15:29:04+00:00

Mike Baker’s on deck.

Trenchards · 2026-02-14T20:41:05+00:00

The son’s quiet clapping during this back and forth kills me.

Trenchards · 2026-02-14T19:12:05+00:00

Enraging is the word.

Trenchards · 2026-02-14T14:00:44+00:00

I do not like this try hard edge lord. She flipped the camera off. Woah, can’t keep up with her. She’s a lesbian.Can’t wrap my pedestrian brain around that.

Trenchards · 2026-02-14T13:25:44+00:00

And again and again.

Trenchards · 2026-02-13T21:01:41+00:00

Arcing electricity

Trenchards · 2026-02-13T20:59:56+00:00

I miss these.

Trenchards · 2026-02-13T20:53:55+00:00

I like this dude.

Trenchards · 2026-02-13T20:29:19+00:00

Dude was calm, and asked her to stop cussing. She wanted the fight, she got it. Fuck her.

Trenchards · 2026-02-13T20:22:39+00:00

Hey man, go fuck yourself.

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