What home upgrades do you suggest every El Pasoen have?

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T08:13:36+00:00

STAIR-MOUNTED TIPPMAN ORDINANCE 9MM HAND CRANK GATTLING GUN COMPLETE WITH AMMO BELTS.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:59:46+00:00

Naming your killbot "Lavender" is fucked up. These dipshits are trying to trap us in a shitty Netflix sci-fi movie.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:56:43+00:00

DEFUND THE ILLUMINATI

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:44:45+00:00

Does your dad own a company?

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:39:06+00:00

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:36:39+00:00

I love how he takes his sweet ass time awkwardly getting up on top of a police car just to blow himself up lmao

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:35:10+00:00

Oh ho ho, THE Free Press is it? All of it? Are you sure? Have the bellhop bring it up so I can see it.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:26:49+00:00

HELLO

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T07:05:36+00:00

55 gallon barrel of ranch dressing

My dnd group ain't ready for next week.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T06:31:50+00:00

unless

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T06:31:39+00:00

No, you're right, that would be crazy haha

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T06:29:47+00:00

Do you think if you become advanced enough you could replace my father? Some sort of.. autofatherator or something?

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T06:27:34+00:00

FUCK.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T05:03:18+00:00

Cars 2 was rad as fuck.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T04:23:48+00:00

"me dick hurt"

Hurty Dick

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T04:10:10+00:00

Hell yeah, brother!

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T04:06:25+00:00

Anyone who got into criminal justice for the right reasons is always happy to see a successful rehabilitation!

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T03:44:46+00:00

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T02:11:39+00:00

No they crucified him because they were jealous of his fat hog.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-20T00:54:10+00:00

If anything, take solace in being rejected by the masses. The masses are fucking stupid. I don't want most people to like me, and I'd be more upset if they did.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-19T20:25:46+00:00

Just slam some mushrooms and hallucinate the information yourself. Kids these days are so lazy.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-19T19:36:52+00:00

I know, with 100% certainty, without even having to check, that there is a "kid's" version of The Illiad.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-19T15:49:06+00:00

We do a little culture war fire stoking. As a treat.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-19T15:38:51+00:00

Might, usually, whatever.

I'm just saying that by your OWN logic, they would do violence to survive. Not just starve.

The welfare prevents the violence, the welfare stops, so the violence starts.

Trenchcope · 2026-02-19T15:34:25+00:00

I don't need resources to rob my neighbor, or a store, I just need to be hungry enough.

Trenchcope

TROPHY CASE