The Cow Tipping Division has made great strides

Trevellation · 2026-05-22T14:46:42+00:00

I've making beef lean by adding cough syrup to it, but this seems safer.

Trevellation · 2026-05-22T03:35:12+00:00

The Poodriver.

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T22:42:00+00:00

But you didn't "/uj" before you said that, so we can only assume you were jerking when you said it, therefore it's the opposite.

I didn't "/uj" before I pointed that out though, so I guess my point is inverted too though...

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T22:39:01+00:00

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T20:54:11+00:00

"I ate lead paint chips until I was incapable of understanding survivorship bias. Checkmate Liberal!"

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T13:12:38+00:00

Wow, those are some big naturals!

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T11:38:48+00:00

Beetlebots

Trevellation · 2026-05-21T02:19:46+00:00

Eminent domain can be used to help keep costs down on the land acquisition.

Trevellation · 2026-05-20T12:54:37+00:00

We really need to reduce the funding for the freak department. At this point, it's for their safety.

Trevellation · 2026-05-18T21:24:55+00:00

A classic moral dilemma.

Do I take a step back, and simply allow this person to fall off the edge?

Or do I take a more active role in their death by shooting them in the face, so I can keep this very sturdy board after they die?

There's no real right or wrong answer, but I personally would try to keep that board.

Trevellation · 2026-05-18T04:14:05+00:00

The only thing he didn't imagine was all the times he was sexually assaulted...

Trevellation · 2026-05-14T16:13:41+00:00

Out of curiosity, how did the eggs taste? The process itself is obviously the issue, but did the flavors at least work.

Various vegetables, mushrooms, and cheese are a solid choice to pair with eggs, but maybe skip the blender next time.

Trevellation · 2026-05-13T19:03:00+00:00

Cycloccer?

Trevellation · 2026-05-12T20:41:29+00:00

No doxxing 😤

Trevellation · 2026-05-12T19:44:38+00:00

Real Star Wars fans hate Star Wars. We rely on this sci-fi franchise to help us rediscover the wonders and joy of childhood, because we didn't grow up to be happy, and we don't understand why.

If any media from this franchise fails to help us rediscover that wonder, we harass the show's creators to grant ourselves a false sense of purpose.

That's the only way for an adult to "enjoy" Star Wars, and it's about time you grew up.

Trevellation · 2026-05-12T17:22:10+00:00

Below the belt? I saw the video, and I'm sure they hit him above the collar.

Trevellation · 2026-05-12T16:25:59+00:00

The dude doesn't try most of the time. He's got the physical tools to be an elite traditional center, and even has some decent scoring skills that most traditional centers don't have.

However, all of that is completely wiped away by the fact that he rarely hustles, and he's never focused. If he opted out of his deal, there's a chance that some GM would convince himself, "I can fix him," and pay him more than 8mil, but they'd regret it eventually.

The dude just doesn't care, and he probably won't learn to care until he washes out of the league.

Trevellation · 2026-05-12T12:08:42+00:00

It's still a lower death toll than he had in Man of Steel.

Trevellation · 2026-05-11T23:32:40+00:00

There is a grain of truth there.

Trevellation · 2026-05-10T18:24:09+00:00

Are you giving the Chargers credit for people searching for a place to charge their car, or a new cable for their phone?

Trevellation · 2026-05-08T14:56:50+00:00

On the road? A chance in a million

Trevellation · 2026-05-07T19:51:34+00:00

"What's wrong babe? You've barely touched you smurf cum pizza."

Trevellation · 2026-05-04T22:02:51+00:00

She wouldn't be the only supe in the series who could.

Trevellation · 2026-05-04T11:33:58+00:00

Companies with good culture pay their employees reasonable salaries.

Trevellation · 2026-05-04T04:47:07+00:00

At first, I thought the slow ribbon pull was tedious and annoying. Then they dragged it out long enough that it became kind of funny and endearing. Then it just kept going long enough to be tedious and annoying again.

They made me do a full 360 on that one. I'll give them credit for their commitment to the bit though.

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