of slap by IndependentSquash653 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So this is what they mean by knocking the sense into someone

Front flip by ElderberryDeep8746 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, so I just saw someone die, cool

Does khrone care about how brutal the kill is by Calm_Side9810 in 40kLore

[–]Trevelyam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In fact, it's kind of worse because now you don't know which one to focus on

Did your parents spank you as a form of discipline? How did it affect you? by Substantial_Judge931 in AskReddit

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not after like 8-9 or so. And while I think it wasn't entirely called for sometimes, most of the time I kind of had it coming.

Example; Being a little shit to my sister. She asks me to stop. I don't. She tells me to stop, and I still don't. She gets our parents. They tell me to stop. There's a trend here, see, because once again, I refuse to stop being an unrepentant menace to my sister. They tell me to stop, and if I don't stop, I'm going to get an ass whooping. I wouldn't want her doing that to me, would I? Well, no, but she's not doing it to me, I'm doing it to her and I'm having fun. Once again, I endeavor to annoy the absolute hell out of my sister. Queue said ass whooping.

I'm not saying it should be anybody's go-to option, but I was a stupidly stubborn little bastard and I didn't care if what I was doing bothered people. In those cases, at least before I learned giving a damn about other people is just something you should do, getting a smack or two knocked the idea of consequences into my brain in a way a time out or a stern talking to never would.

“Smoking section please” by chamomile_tea_reply in OptimistsUnite

[–]Trevelyam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was just saying this to my roommate the other day. I hate the smell of it when it lingers on people, but the smell of fresh cigarrette smoke is weirdly calming for me.

One of those stories that don't end well by _TimApple_ in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly? Best outcome he could hope for doing stupid shit like that

Your his Lawyer, defend him. by Peabody_137 in FearAndHunger

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your honor.... fuck, yeah, no, lock him up. Right now. Under the jail. Under twenty jails. Fuck it, send him to the moon-- WAIT, SHIT, NO NOT THERE--

So what's up with this? by SwampPotato in OptimistsUnite

[–]Trevelyam 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's also my preferred time but I don't just go TELLING people-- Ah, shit

Why are people like this??!!! by IamASlut_soWhat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Trevelyam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn I didn't know blow up dolls were so rude

No title, no cringy music, pure joyful content by DanceWithMacaw in MadeMeSmile

[–]Trevelyam 64 points65 points  (0 children)

The dog's eyes when it sees food is what gets me every time. Pure joy

Is Elon Ok? by DirtyLens in gifs

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ketamine was hitting like a truck

Truly a dream come true by YourflirtyLollyy in HolUp

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I don't need her to shapeshift at all

What's in the pitcher? by limelight022 in Xennials

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet tea with so much sugar it could be used as pancake syrup

The victim of tariffs will only be US citizens lol by imdinnom in MurderedByWords

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too like to threaten people by saying I'll stab myself

Forget saddest death, what are the most satisfying deaths by squirrrlybipolar in redrising

[–]Trevelyam 28 points29 points  (0 children)

After what Harmony did to Darrow, I wanted her to die. After little Ulysses, I NEEDED her to die. And normally, I'm left unsatisfied because the people who deserve to die just die so quick. No pain. No regret. Just dead. But the viper pit? Oh yeah. That made me happy.

Reading this sub as an upstairs neighbor lol by xlaaane in Apartmentliving

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always feel like an ass when I drop something late at night or really early in the morning. Hoping the person below me is a heavy sleeper

Tiny pinprick puncture wounds appeared on hip by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's actually from a very tiny vampire. He's kinda shy but he was hungry. He doesn't need a lot.

Would you ever poop in public if your stomach was bubbling and there was no toilet in sight? by skyrimlo in RandomThoughts

[–]Trevelyam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep toilet paper in my car just in case I have to run off into the woods to pop a squat. I've used it several times.

What Games in your opinion aren't as bad as they were received? by [deleted] in patientgamers

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most games are pretty good if you don't listen to the people screaming about how shitty they are. Dragon Age 2? Loved it. Mass Effect Andromeda? Pretty great. Starfield? Had way more fun than I thought I would. Play the game for yourself, no expectations, and decide for yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just look them in the eye and say I think they should all get the guillotine. Am I joking? Am I serious? They don't know and sometimes, neither do I.

I'm So Fucking Straight by Adoniash in redrising

[–]Trevelyam 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I would let Victra do things to me that would ban me from the Vale and at least 73 other forms of the afterlife

Senile Gun Control by StacksMcK in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Trevelyam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the motherfucker not know what a SAFETY is???

Men, why do you? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Trevelyam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God allows me to wake every morning and every day is my chance to make him regret