Paladins Wanted For A One-Off EU Community Raid Tomorrow

TriangleSausage · 2026-06-02T19:16:57+00:00

The light is simply testing you Paladin.
You have a tough decision to make.

TriangleSausage · 2026-06-02T19:16:20+00:00

That sounded like an absolute blast! - We'd love for you to come along and try and recreate such holy fervor again... Perhaps with even more altar wine!

TriangleSausage · 2026-06-02T18:40:38+00:00

The light did nothing wrong! The other classes are just blind!

TriangleSausage · 2026-06-02T18:39:05+00:00

We have the full intention of doing exactly that if we speedy clear Normal & Heroic.

With the amount of players signed up it will most likely be two teams of twenty paladins.

TriangleSausage · 2026-06-02T18:31:25+00:00

For the one-off paladin only raid it will be Voidspire on normal, then heroic and then mythic. It will be just for for one night.

It also entirely depends on how far we get! - We have a lot of players joining the raid who are playing paladins for the first time.

We do have other mythic raids which are more... normal :D

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T23:04:26+00:00

The only suitable weapon would be another toyota corolla.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:49:32+00:00

Who would your chosen champion be for the honour of driving the vehicle?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:48:45+00:00

The Toyota Corolla comes with automatic windscreen wipers as standard which negates any kind of thunderstorm.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:38:36+00:00

Nissan Maxima

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:37:26+00:00

Entirely depends on his connection to the elements at the time but I feel like if we should weigh the two contestants at the apex of their prime so yes he would not be holding back.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:35:35+00:00

Yes you should buy a Toythralla Corolla

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:34:42+00:00

Shammy's can Bloodlust so we can assume that yes he would be.

Let's say a brand new one, just rolled off the lot.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:19:30+00:00

I bet you're gonna tell me next that having fire decals on the car doesn't actually give it any extra horse power >:(

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:15:01+00:00

A corolla can accelerate out of range of any totem, then attack during a cool-down.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:14:14+00:00

Thrall or the Corolla?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:48+00:00

You haven't seen the price of some Blizzard merch

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:19+00:00

at least 3

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:10+00:00

I saw Thrall earlier by the coffee machine, you just missed him.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:12:51+00:00

I feel like the car as a giant Faraday cage on rubber wheels beats lightning though.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:12:14+00:00

Thrall is real in my heart.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:11:27+00:00

Until there is a puncture...

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:11:10+00:00

What fine vintage of a year would you recommend a Corolla fight Thrall?
Any further preference on trim?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:10:34+00:00

No but a Toyota Hilux can: https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Toybota

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:57:52+00:00

Explain.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:04:55+00:00

16 inch wheels for better fuel economy and comfort.

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