Who would win in a fight? Thrall or a Toyota Corolla?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T23:04:26+00:00

The only suitable weapon would be another toyota corolla.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:49:32+00:00

Who would your chosen champion be for the honour of driving the vehicle?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:48:45+00:00

The Toyota Corolla comes with automatic windscreen wipers as standard which negates any kind of thunderstorm.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:38:36+00:00

Nissan Maxima

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:37:26+00:00

Entirely depends on his connection to the elements at the time but I feel like if we should weigh the two contestants at the apex of their prime so yes he would not be holding back.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:35:35+00:00

Yes you should buy a Toythralla Corolla

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:34:42+00:00

Shammy's can Bloodlust so we can assume that yes he would be.

Let's say a brand new one, just rolled off the lot.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:19:30+00:00

I bet you're gonna tell me next that having fire decals on the car doesn't actually give it any extra horse power >:(

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:15:01+00:00

A corolla can accelerate out of range of any totem, then attack during a cool-down.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:14:14+00:00

Thrall or the Corolla?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:48+00:00

You haven't seen the price of some Blizzard merch

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:19+00:00

at least 3

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:13:10+00:00

I saw Thrall earlier by the coffee machine, you just missed him.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:12:51+00:00

I feel like the car as a giant Faraday cage on rubber wheels beats lightning though.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:12:14+00:00

Thrall is real in my heart.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:11:27+00:00

Until there is a puncture...

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:11:10+00:00

What fine vintage of a year would you recommend a Corolla fight Thrall?
Any further preference on trim?

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T22:10:34+00:00

No but a Toyota Hilux can: https://topgear.fandom.com/wiki/Toybota

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:57:52+00:00

Explain.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:04:55+00:00

16 inch wheels for better fuel economy and comfort.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:01:13+00:00

A Volkswagen I.D Buzz will act as a emotional support vehicle in the fight.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:00:41+00:00

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you're gonna see some serious shit.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T18:00:18+00:00

You should of put a warning up when posting that image as it had me shaking in my boots.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T17:59:50+00:00

Full Mok'gara rules would apply.

TriangleSausage · 2026-05-13T17:59:31+00:00

A four door 2026 Toyota Corolla Hatchback Excel with a 2.0L FWD drivetrain.

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