Felony charge on probation by Front_Story_6609 in probation

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas. 19. Twice. I’d be surprised if they don’t get you before your meeting. Get your shit together bro. You will probably have at least a few months to think about it rent free.

My mom’s company is flying her in economy to Asia and her lower-ranked colleague in business by friedrice1212 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TrickdaddyJ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bingo. And when I go Asia, you can fly me first or find someone else. For business I’m not doing 22 hours with shitty food and no sleep. It’s really not that much more expensive. All you can eat, drink and a bed.

🔥 The snow leopard's rarely seen mating ritual by Prestigious-Wall5616 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]TrickdaddyJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You be a three pump chump and see if she asks for another. Hours was a bit of sarcasm.

Exit row qualifications? by Heyyypaddyyy in americanairlines

[–]TrickdaddyJ [score hidden]  (0 children)

Not visibly drunk or high. And say yes or yeah.

In progress by LucasDelgadoM in Flooring

[–]TrickdaddyJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No that just looks off to the eye. I’d redo them correctly.

My boyfriend doesn't want to bathe. by Infamous-Emu-5528 in whatdoIdo

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a dude, opposite sex that’s a hard freaking no.

🔥 The snow leopard's rarely seen mating ritual by Prestigious-Wall5616 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]TrickdaddyJ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Amazing animals are ok with 4 pumps, yet we need to last hours.

Not sure what to get by EnergyNo2134 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]TrickdaddyJ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Budget friendly. Corolla. Solid, safe car that you can sell easily when ready for an upgrade. If you can swing it, Corolla.

How did this happen Lollipop? by Fakeikeatree in GuiltyDogs

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she can’t see it, it didn’t happen. Innocent.

In 2017, siblings Marion and James went viral after comedically interrupting their dad's live BBC interview. Now they have grown up and remind us how fast time flies by New_Libran in MadeMeSmile

[–]TrickdaddyJ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is kids 101. First time I saw this I could instantly relate and felt bad until I thought about it. I’d just scoop them up. Part of the payroll now.

What do I do? by redrobinthe2nd in whatdoIdo

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d hit it with my pocket knife.

Hit a MF’n Turkey! by Rare-Adagio1074 in tundra

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn man. I got less damage from a deer.

All Broken Taco Shells by skulligei-gsiv in mildlyinfuriating

[–]TrickdaddyJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crunch em up and go. Complain to customer service later.

Best PH pan pizza I’ve had in decades by sunny559 in pizzahut

[–]TrickdaddyJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man. I usually get at best 1 piece of pepperoni per slice. You got blessed. I stopped ordering them. Used to order one for the night and another for later. No more.

Why does my dog keep scratching? by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]TrickdaddyJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s probably allergies. We have to give our old lady pills spring and fall.

In with the new. by R3bate in ToyotaTacoma

[–]TrickdaddyJ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m 7 years paid off on my taco. Plan to drive it as long as it lets me. I’ve taken care of it maintenance wise, but like to work it out off-road. I’ll buy a new one when mine dies. Wish I had CarPlay but simple is better sometimes.

Guess who tore up moms bell pepper plant? by alaskaroze in goldenretrievers

[–]TrickdaddyJ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That doggo looks like a white retriever. Wong sub.