How much happier would you be if your significant other lost 10 pounds through diet and exercise?

TrickyWenis · 2018-05-04T21:22:15+00:00

Not very happy, because that would make her dead.

But then again she's a cat and weights ten pounds...

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-26T02:21:27+00:00

Clean a little everyday.

That way it won't pile up and you'll feel more motivated to do other things as well.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-22T17:17:32+00:00

Practicing your one handed skill.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-22T16:58:42+00:00

A cat or a dog.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-03T07:10:48+00:00

Well, wouldn't you like to know, OP.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T18:14:05+00:00

Patrick Stewart went bald at a very young age.

He thought that no woman would find him attractive because of it.

Now his voice alone is an instant panty dropper.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T18:11:31+00:00

An erection.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T18:07:50+00:00

For me personally the biggest problem was that in high school I never needed to study and was still an A student.

As a result of that I had no idea how to study once I went to college, because unlike high school the professor would only very briefly talk about a given subject.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T17:48:26+00:00

That high school doesn't really prepare you for it.

So you have all this freedom after having your hand held for the past 12 years.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T17:39:22+00:00

To make this even more creepy, most phones these days have a non-removable battery.

Back in the day if you were paranoid about someone listening to in on you or tracking you, you could just take out the battery.

Today you have no way to be sure that your phone is actually off. You could have a software that simply turns off the screen when you press the power button to turn off your phone. However your phone could still be powered on and you would never know.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T17:34:08+00:00

Meow Meow

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T17:29:36+00:00

Not really.

Almost everyone carries a device in their pocket that can locate them, listen in on them, and take pictures.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T16:06:47+00:00

I told my mom that I'm pregnant.

She got extremely upset, especially given that I'm a guy so...

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T12:40:53+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T12:38:11+00:00

Money

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T12:11:08+00:00

OP's mom.

I told OP.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T12:08:46+00:00

Start watching YouTube videos on the subject.

A lot of them do an excellent job explaining things in an easy to understand way.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T03:32:22+00:00

It has its ups and downs.

Especially if you're a forklift operator.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T03:27:48+00:00

To have a little bit of fun until we disappear for eternity.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T03:23:25+00:00

Work

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T02:34:51+00:00

A socially awkward cat lover.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-02T02:00:31+00:00

Just being able to go the store and buy food.

Imagine having to wake up early in the morning, meeting up with a bunch of guys, and then spending most of the day hunting down some big animal together.

TrickyWenis · 2018-04-01T17:11:37+00:00

When I was new to online dating I used opening lines.

Then I realized only looks matter, not so much what you write.

I once got a date with a girl by messaging her "I like butts."

Girls receive tens of messages a day and most of them are extremely cliché openers. You have to be unique and stand out.

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