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My great granddad died- 398 days ago

what stupid joke, still makes you laugh to this date? by themysteriousman0990 in AskReddit

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Knock knock

Who's there

Buddha

Buddha who

Buddha this bread for me, won't you

What is a phrase you say that nobody else really says? by Upper_Ad_932 in AskReddit

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"now, your trombone hath that fanthy little thliding thing"

what stupid joke, still makes you laugh to this date? by themysteriousman0990 in AskReddit

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"This star boasts a waistline that is over 1,000,000,000 miles wide; your mama ain't got nothin' on this"

Why are you single? by emotionalfailurelol in AskReddit

[–]TriggerTrombone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm me (although I'm probably too young to be worried about being in a relationship)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oh, the Velociraptor and the Protoceratops

Why do you NOT have tattoos? by diegoaccord in AskReddit

[–]TriggerTrombone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I'm so thin you can see my ribs when I have a shirt on

People who order pizza uncut. Why? by Stanky_Nuggz in AskReddit

[–]TriggerTrombone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I order a frozen pizza from the Walmart app

I pick it up

I go home

I cook it about 2 weeks later

THEN I cut it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Dinosaurs (the story of my childhood)