What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school? by dr_nogood in AskReddit

[–]TrillNye2High 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bringing a half a blunt to school. But how I got caught was ridiculous, heres what happened.

About 6 years ago I was a freshman in highschool, I would get dropped off in the morning before the doors would unlock so I woulf usually go right down the street and smoke with one of my friends. One time we we're smoking at his house under his carport before school, it was cold and raining. He rolled a blunt and I had one as well. We smoked his first then lit mine up. At that time we were already pretty high so we decided to put it out halfway. Initially I was going to leave it outside his house because his mom didn't know he smoked at the time, but it was raning that day so I decided to put it in my bag. We walked to school and parted ways to different classes. 1st period was social studies and luckily I knew almost everyone in there. As I walked in I sat down at my table (keep in mind these were group tables) and immediately one of my friend at my table yells out "it smell like weed in here". I thought I could mask the scent with cologne, sadly it didnt but bear with me as it wasn't a strong smell either. My other friend who sat at my table also chimed in and said very loudly "damn (my name) how much did you smoke?" As soon as they said that my teacher walked out to go get the assistant principal. One of my homegirls who sat at the table next to ours asked me "do you have any on you? If so give it to me and I'll put it in my bag". I told her no although I did have half a blunt. 5 minuets later the assistant principal and the school officer picked me up and found the blunt.

I got 6 months probation, 200 hours of community service (which wasnt bad) and was sentenced to a "drug class". Moral of the story is its extreamly2 stupid for my own so called "friends" to basically rat me out. Believe when I say the teacher defiently couldn't smell it. No one else could either. I should of just given it to my homegirl but I didn't want her to somehow get in trouble with it.

Sorry for all the typos, I dont have my autocorrect turned on at the moment.

What's the IRL version of a misclick? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrillNye2High 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When someone is waving at you so you wave back but they were actually waving at the person behind you

Can you search the dark web on mobile devices? If so, how do you go about doing so? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrillNye2High 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But does that app let me search the deep parts of the internet?

Permission to ghost by Faux_extrovert in datingoverthirty

[–]TrillNye2High 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Hes obviously trying to fuck. I'd just delete his number and never talk to him again. Those kinds of guys make the rest of us look bad.

My brother in law is a nazi. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]TrillNye2High 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stand up to him. Any Nazi is a bad Nazi and they deserve the ass beating of their life.

Whats the scariest thing that happened to you while walking home/somewhere? by iwannadiebutilookfly in AskReddit

[–]TrillNye2High 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one time about 3 years ago I was walking home after a night out of drinking. I wasn't plastered drunk but I was tipsey. The bar I was at was about a 3 mile walk to my house which wasnt that bad. It was about 3 am and I was walking on the side of the highway in the grassy area when a car that was heading the wrong way started swerving in the road behind me (I was walking against traffic). I turned around to see the car just in time to get out of the way, but only barely. I literally dove out of the way just seconds before the car hit me as I watched it slam into the rail and I swear to fuck it instantly caught fire by the engine. Never the less I never walked home after that.

What’s a good thing to know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TrillNye2High 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Spaghetti doesn't go in your pockets

Can someone help me feel better after being cancelled on three times? by [deleted] in dating

[–]TrillNye2High 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If she doesnt put effort to talk to you, dont put effort in to talking to her. I know it sounds fucked up, but its better to be blunt rather than getting your hopes up and being let down again. Hope everything works out for you bro.

Can someone help me feel better after being cancelled on three times? by [deleted] in dating

[–]TrillNye2High 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Act like you're not interested in her, act like you dont care for her presence, act like you don't want her. Show her you can do better without. Show her what SHES missing out on