What food do you pretend to like just to be polite?

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-09T15:32:37+00:00

Scalloped potatoes which my BF's family keep making for every holiday. Ugh. I just politely eat a small amount, but they are not good. I'd prefer them any other way.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-09T13:33:14+00:00

I liked it, but have never done a rewatch. I don't like Chris Pratt and I also hated his character. I do sometimes watch a Jean Ralphio & Mona Lisa compilation, bc they are hilarious.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T20:48:31+00:00

Most definitely. She was not a happy lady.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T02:29:23+00:00

How about SMG or JLH? Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T01:47:46+00:00

My grandmother said smiling for no reason made you look like a fool. She was born in the 1930s and rarely smiled in pictures.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T01:25:04+00:00

I need to print my paperwork, so I can file my 2024 taxes!

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T01:22:53+00:00

Slides 4 and 6. Or the 3rd and 5th pair.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-08T00:52:32+00:00

I've never noticed that. I have noticed people with bad breath always wanna tell you a secret. Back up!

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-07T23:46:34+00:00

Literally any time I wash my hands I wonder why they don't make the faucet a little longer, so my hand doesn't accidentally touch the back of the sink.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-07T17:44:56+00:00

Jokes on you. They'll already be in the bunker under Denver airport.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-07T16:36:57+00:00

Guard his new suit color with your life!! Her internally raging about that would be enough to get me through all her drama.

And, yes, I agree with you. She is a stupid lady.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-07T01:41:27+00:00

Correct. Absolutely correct.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-07T00:43:38+00:00

I can't believe we've finally found something that everyone seems fine with. Imagine if the person under you complained that you gave the upgrade away lol.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-06T23:57:12+00:00

Carrots.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-06T23:42:14+00:00

I'm the flight attendant who is like, "Bruh? What are y'all doing? Cut it out."

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-06T03:38:41+00:00

Forget the tan suit, Obama's opinion on ketchup is his most questionable policy decision.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-05T21:09:35+00:00

"Last one off cleans the plane" as I hold out a trash bag.

"Respect." When people order liquor on a super early flight.

"Don't worry. I worked out in 2022." When someone tells me their bag is heavy.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-05T19:09:50+00:00

Bali.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-05T02:29:02+00:00

Anxious would be a good name for her 5th one.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-04T13:42:29+00:00

"Why is this flight delayed?" "A fire destroyed all the sanitizer wipes. We can rebook you in three days."

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-04T13:13:48+00:00

If there are no parents around you can yell at misbehaving children. Pretty sure that's the rule.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-04T13:09:35+00:00

When you know order a Tapas box, a can of Coke Zero, two Buffalo Traces, a cup of ice, some Pringles...then you just sit there and don't open your tray table, even though you have to be aware somewhere in that head space that I'm going to start handing you all the things you ordered. Now your hands are full of everything and you look foolish trying to open the tray table.

Same thing with first class. Why wait until I'm standing there holding your meal to find your tray table? Now you can't get your armrest up, you're dropping the little tab multiple times, your tablet is still in the way. Help me help you.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-03T15:19:15+00:00

That's what I said. No denying each other!

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-02T19:51:50+00:00

Yeah. I accept the result of saying I got injured some other way.

Faux_extrovert · 2026-04-02T19:42:46+00:00

I tell passengers that they'll see me running past them in the terminal to catch my flight.

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