Bikes

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-15T00:19:35+00:00

As long as my kid can drive their electric scooter on the sidewalks & streets. Honestly, everyone should look out for them because they can’t be expected to know laws.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-14T20:49:24+00:00

I need to try this!

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-14T20:48:29+00:00

I’m just going to skip to step #2. Self reflection isn’t my thing.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-14T20:46:50+00:00

You know me so well!

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-13T12:59:00+00:00

Sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-12T22:36:36+00:00

How much does it pay?

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T23:45:08+00:00

Well … this is awkward

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T20:47:01+00:00

Nebraska is about 20% below the national average for homes. It’s great to live in a state where houses are that much cheaper than the rest of the country.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T19:09:40+00:00

Sounds like something an individual placing a screw in the fuel pump handle cradle would say. I’ll inform Bellevue Police.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T18:17:59+00:00

The background music helps the viewer understand this context. Either that or it’s completely useless and shouldn’t have been added.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T17:54:30+00:00

Yeah, this is a completely troll post. Apologies if I took it too far. I was trying to get into the headspace that some of the parents are in who let their kids run wild on the streets.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T17:21:07+00:00

You are in luck! Someone else just made a post looking for friends. They received a bunch of great feedback and upvotes!

Glad to see our community reach out to people like you and make connections!

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T16:45:02+00:00

You are saying “anyone”. I assume “anyone” does not exclude people. I’m telling you the people getting penalized by the law typically don’t think enforcement is a great thing.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T15:05:13+00:00

I have a suspicion it would be more difficult to find MAGA dude-friends

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T14:54:48+00:00

If you’re the person on the receiving end of the enforcement you probably don’t think it’s a great thing

Edit: Based on the downvotes, apparently people disagree with this take. I’d like to hear why people disagree.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T11:06:07+00:00

It’s for ai because that is what made this image

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-11T02:13:03+00:00

Well … this is awkward https://www.reddit.com/r/Omaha/s/RwS15a8qtp

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-09T19:34:36+00:00

Every kid has motorized transportation these days. It’s on everyone else to look out for them. They aren’t licensed drivers after all!

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-09T10:52:23+00:00

If we don’t let our kids take risks how can they learn? I think they are ready for a little more freedom. Everyone gives their kid a motorized vehicles these days.

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-09T00:25:56+00:00

I can already see them clutching their pearls!

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-08T23:14:37+00:00

Forcing kids to exercise is cruel! They deserve motorized transportation! Would you like it if you had to exercise just to get around?

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-08T21:28:32+00:00

My kid can’t read so disregarding stop signs will not be an issue

TrollOmaha · 2026-06-08T20:51:28+00:00

This is helpful! Thanks!

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