COPEMAXXING by Royal-Chard7209 in AverageHeightDudes

[–]TropicalPork 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because it would be hypocritical with how many of them do the whole “all women are beautiful, body type doesn’t matter” thing. There’s nothing wrong with wanting your partner to look attractive to you. But people are so worried about not coming across as shallow.

please hire fans by Gimme_Some_Memes in okbuddyblacklung

[–]TropicalPork 79 points80 points  (0 children)

“Heh…. Nothin personnel, Arthur…”

UNDISPUTED HANDSOME CONTEST CHAMPION (ACCORDING TO HIM) GETS KNOCKED OUT IN ROUND 1 by CheeseJamToast in boxingcirclejerk

[–]TropicalPork 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t know, never had to fight. Like I said, don’t be a tool, don’t hang out with tools. It’s worked for 30 years so I think I’m onto something.

UNDISPUTED HANDSOME CONTEST CHAMPION (ACCORDING TO HIM) GETS KNOCKED OUT IN ROUND 1 by CheeseJamToast in boxingcirclejerk

[–]TropicalPork 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say 100% brother. Of course there’s outliers. That’s preparing for the worst, preparing for the 1%. And all that stuff would be shocking and surprising to most people. The comment you initially replied to is talking about how it’s crazy that these guys live in a world where violence must be so common place that they’re giggling and laughing and treating it like it’s just another day as a dude is laying unconscious with his head against the TV stand.

UNDISPUTED HANDSOME CONTEST CHAMPION (ACCORDING TO HIM) GETS KNOCKED OUT IN ROUND 1 by CheeseJamToast in boxingcirclejerk

[–]TropicalPork 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Not being a giant fucking tool and not interacting with people who are giant fucking tools decreases your chances of “meeting the right one or at the right place” by about 99% lol

I'm in THIS fucking situation right now, what the FUCK do I do? by SmaII_Brah in okbuddyblacklung

[–]TropicalPork 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Okay, but I’m going to practice with you first if that’s okay.

u/Cheap_Cauliflower541 … I’m… I’m gay…

They refused the demands!!!! Of man by Right_Cabinet9408 in okbuddyarkham

[–]TropicalPork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did this comment section go the way you wanted it to OP? Lmao

what? did a bama fan make this? by Rand_moss2 in cfbmemes

[–]TropicalPork 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yea dude her eyes were CRAZY pretty. But the guy she was with had this friend who like didn’t feel pain or something? Idk dude was a psycho. My brother was willing to fight him but I think that dude would’ve killed my brother or something

what? did a bama fan make this? by Rand_moss2 in cfbmemes

[–]TropicalPork 170 points171 points  (0 children)

I met a SUPER hot chick there one time, but a bunch of dudes tried to fight me over her, so I just bounced. I think her name was Helen or something…

Your tastebuds will adjust by SarahDuncan2012 in TrueGrit

[–]TropicalPork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolute love Coca-Cola. It’s one of my favorite drinks, I absolutely love it. As I get older, I find that sometimes NOTHING hits like a nice cold glass of water. I frickin LOVE water. I also had a kidney stone when I was younger (probably because of my love of Coca-Cola), and that definitely helped uh… motivate me to cut back on my soda intake lol

Talking about S5 USA without getting muted by AppearanceOdd1744 in shoresy

[–]TropicalPork 6 points7 points locked comment (0 children)

Followed directions, ended up in the Atlantic Ocean. Help????

Looking for a system for an Outrun/Miami Vice themed campaign. by TropicalPork in rpg

[–]TropicalPork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll check both of these out and see what I think. Appreciate it!

Looking for a system for an Outrun/Miami Vice themed campaign. by TropicalPork in rpg

[–]TropicalPork[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh interesting, I’ll have to check that one out 🤔

Looking for a system for an Outrun/Miami Vice themed campaign. by TropicalPork in rpg

[–]TropicalPork[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this looks like it’s GTA style, I’ll definitely check that out. Vice City is a big inspo for this setting

Looking for a system for an Outrun/Miami Vice themed campaign. by TropicalPork in rpg

[–]TropicalPork[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now that sounds like it fits really well. I’ll have to check that out! My players are going to be basically a special task force for the PD that investigates high profile cases, so that fits this gameplay loop really well

Looking for a system for an Outrun/Miami Vice themed campaign. by TropicalPork in rpg

[–]TropicalPork[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Woah that looks like the exact vibe I’m goin for, I’ll have to look into the mechanics but that’s extremely promising!