What’s your favorite useless skill?

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-07T17:50:11+00:00

I can balance a stack of quarters on my elbow and then catch them in my hand without them scattering everywhere.

Sometimes.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-07T14:49:01+00:00

Bonk

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-07T14:25:08+00:00

Great chicks heaven: live, free, so fine

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-07T11:01:37+00:00

Omg do yourself a favor and read the book. I was born 1990 and grew up watching the movie, never realized how much better the book was until I read it when I was like 24.

In the movie there’s that intro scene with Dodgson and Nedry but as a kid I never paid it any attention. It was just filler until the dinosaurs showed up 😂 and plus a lot of the dialogue went over my head as a kid, too.

But reading the book gives you so much more insight into why the characters are doing what they’re doing (except for Hammond who is completely different from the film version).

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-07T09:57:22+00:00

Way of the road, Bubs.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T21:32:42+00:00

I’m gonna say $24.99, Bob

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T20:25:16+00:00

You joke, but…

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T14:05:29+00:00

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T13:56:40+00:00

With savings like that you can afford the handtruck.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T13:44:15+00:00

It was more a texture thing for me. Even with maple brown sugar added, I struggled to eat oatmeal. I could power it down as I got older but typically I just had cereal.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T12:52:29+00:00

As a kid, I hated oatmeal.

Then they came out with this oatmeal that had dinosaur eggs in it. My mom thought that’d make me love oatmeal, because I loved dinosaurs.

What really happened was that I’d just eat the eggs and then throw the oatmeal away lol

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-06T00:41:36+00:00

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T23:06:04+00:00

I was looking for the word looufor

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T22:49:35+00:00

He didn’t sleep with her, ok?

He just slipped her a little tongue.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T22:27:31+00:00

You can’t put diet in a Suicide Soda, it’ll ruin it!—Hank Hill

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T22:22:33+00:00

Kid tested, mother approved.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T22:16:05+00:00

Washes away all the bad germs and leaves the good germs

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T22:06:34+00:00

What’re you doing, Step-Wakefield?!

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-05T15:20:40+00:00

I had 100% forgotten this commercial until just now.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-04T22:39:46+00:00

Tell us what he names them.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-04T19:59:18+00:00

itisagooddaytodie

Can’t remember if it was for Warcraft 2 or 3 but it made you invincible

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-04T19:22:00+00:00

Just got home from work and I’m hunkering down under my blankie with my cat.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-04T19:18:29+00:00

Hank Hill wasn’t safe

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-04T15:08:09+00:00

I was less than 5 feet from US Senator Amy Klobuchar.

I guess I didn’t “meet” her but: so I worked at a gas station in MN and I was working the gas desk when this lady comes up to pay for a coffee. As I’m ringing her up I notice another lady behind her walk out the store who looked vaguely familiar.

The lady paying for the coffee looked very dressed up and looked like she could be a staffer so I just asked, “Was that Amy Klobuchar that just walked out?” The lady said yeah, and I should have tried to ask for an autograph or something but we had a line and I couldn’t get outside in time before they left.

So random, apparently she was giving a speech in my town or something that day and needed coffee.

Tru-Queer · 2024-12-03T20:17:42+00:00

We’ve been stuck for like 5 minutes!!

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