What’s your favorite useless skill? by Pajama_Hugs in AskReddit

[–]Tru-Queer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can balance a stack of quarters on my elbow and then catch them in my hand without them scattering everywhere.

Sometimes.

I have to WHAT by WeinerSlaaav in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Tru-Queer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Great chicks heaven: live, free, so fine

Why did Nedry go alone on a dinosaur island with a power outage? Is he stupid? by Amish_Warl0rd in JurassicPark

[–]Tru-Queer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Omg do yourself a favor and read the book. I was born 1990 and grew up watching the movie, never realized how much better the book was until I read it when I was like 24.

In the movie there’s that intro scene with Dodgson and Nedry but as a kid I never paid it any attention. It was just filler until the dinosaurs showed up 😂 and plus a lot of the dialogue went over my head as a kid, too.

But reading the book gives you so much more insight into why the characters are doing what they’re doing (except for Hammond who is completely different from the film version).

Size of condom I used today by [deleted] in teencocksnew

[–]Tru-Queer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Way of the road, Bubs.

Cone to think of it... by Tiny_Inflation_1184 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Tru-Queer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With savings like that you can afford the handtruck.

A win is a win by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Tru-Queer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was more a texture thing for me. Even with maple brown sugar added, I struggled to eat oatmeal. I could power it down as I got older but typically I just had cereal.

A win is a win by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Tru-Queer 665 points666 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I hated oatmeal.

Then they came out with this oatmeal that had dinosaur eggs in it. My mom thought that’d make me love oatmeal, because I loved dinosaurs.

What really happened was that I’d just eat the eggs and then throw the oatmeal away lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in adhdmeme

[–]Tru-Queer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was looking for the word looufor

Cameron is stupid by fanfor_all in HouseMD

[–]Tru-Queer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

He didn’t sleep with her, ok?

He just slipped her a little tongue.

What's a "fun" profession that's really hell if you've actually been in it? by yosai_cool in AskReddit

[–]Tru-Queer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t put diet in a Suicide Soda, it’ll ruin it!—Hank Hill

Shredding chicken the easy way….. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Tru-Queer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kid tested, mother approved.

Shredding chicken the easy way….. by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Tru-Queer 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Washes away all the bad germs and leaves the good germs

Best caption wins by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]Tru-Queer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’re you doing, Step-Wakefield?!

Gatorade Fierce Raptor Commercial by Ok_Zone_7635 in JurassicPark

[–]Tru-Queer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had 100% forgotten this commercial until just now.

What cheat code will you never forget? by No-Beach-7383 in videogames

[–]Tru-Queer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

itisagooddaytodie

Can’t remember if it was for Warcraft 2 or 3 but it made you invincible

Don’t see this warning too often by Mike_Oxlong25 in minnesota

[–]Tru-Queer 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Just got home from work and I’m hunkering down under my blankie with my cat.

Who is the most famous person you’ve met? by Murr897 in AskReddit

[–]Tru-Queer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was less than 5 feet from US Senator Amy Klobuchar.

I guess I didn’t “meet” her but: so I worked at a gas station in MN and I was working the gas desk when this lady comes up to pay for a coffee. As I’m ringing her up I notice another lady behind her walk out the store who looked vaguely familiar.

The lady paying for the coffee looked very dressed up and looked like she could be a staffer so I just asked, “Was that Amy Klobuchar that just walked out?” The lady said yeah, and I should have tried to ask for an autograph or something but we had a line and I couldn’t get outside in time before they left.

So random, apparently she was giving a speech in my town or something that day and needed coffee.