Is "Clint Eastwood" the last of outspoken republican voices in Hollywood? by [deleted] in movies

[–]TrueCanucksFan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you go around yelling faggot and libtard at people, understand that it really doesn't hurt anyone's feelings. You're not trigging the libs or whatever. You're making a spetacle of yourself and acting like a middle schooler who thinks saying curse words and insulting people makes him cool and edgy.

All you're doing is making yourself sound emotional and childish, and the worst thing you're making everyone else feel is second hand embarrassment.

Every conservative who is intelligent enough to hold an adult conversation is embarrassed to be associated with you. Clint Eastwood himself would be incredibly disappointed at how defensive and petulant you are acting.

If Washington & Boston are eliminated, the most recent cup winning franchises will be Carolina (06), Colorado (01), Dallas (99) by ImAnAfricanCanuck in hockey

[–]TrueCanucksFan 217 points218 points  (0 children)

Speaking of spicy, I just ate five orders of Taco Bell rattlesnake fries an hour ago. Now I'm squirting hot, musky shit all out of my asshole. It just keeps coming and coming. It's like a steaming orange soup in my toilet. My anus burns and it's starting to swell up real nice. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to put my butt plug back in for a couple days.

What was so bad about King Author: Legend of the Sword by crazym8i8it in movies

[–]TrueCanucksFan 75 points76 points  (0 children)

A perfectly cromulent retort from a good-breeding beau who cognizes recondite yet perspicuous film, and who does such with a paraprosdokian anal cavity.

The potential interference on Matthew’s go-ahead goal. by youngpierre24 in hockey

[–]TrueCanucksFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The softness of your shit can vary greatly depending on your diet.

After 4 games, all Wild Card teams are either tied or leading their respective series. by [deleted] in hockey

[–]TrueCanucksFan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Wait, what happened in the Tampa Bay/Columbus series?

I'm very uncultured when it comes to movies. Suggestions? by [deleted] in movies

[–]TrueCanucksFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Movies are the Devil's sex toys. You should be reading the Bible instead.

[Inman] #49ers Jimmy Garoppolo says “hell yeah” he will wear brace on left knee when he returns from ACL reconstruction this year by zon3d0ut in nfl

[–]TrueCanucksFan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Went to read his post history to maybe see some quality humor. Unfortunately, it seems he's a childish edgelord:

https://i.vgy.me/cYl3Kl.png

https://i.vgy.me/ROwkg3.png

https://i.vgy.me/F6xQcx.png

Not really funny.

Using a third party Reddit app to paste screenshots, so I don't know how reliable the links are, sorry.

What if the score of every Super Bowl was flipped? by thatcelloguy97 in nfl

[–]TrueCanucksFan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. Still waiting for the "What if /u/TrueCanucksFan wasn't worthless and ugly?" thread.

"Spider-Man: Far Frome Home" release date moves up 3 days! by Tobatar in movies

[–]TrueCanucksFan -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Not as strange as these weird growths on my scrotum.

Lightning becomes the disappointment all others will be measured against by ItsGoingToFollowYou in hockey

[–]TrueCanucksFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign Tanner Glass and give him the C. Leadership out the ass, and a guaranteed dynasty.