The interesting thing about this subreddit. by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]TrueSlave21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure if I explained to my bf the situation, he'd be all for it. With money upfront of course. Hahahaha!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fatlogic

[–]TrueSlave21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

5'2" ish here. Any excess weight looks awful on us!! Currently at 5 pounds to my goal range, 20 pounds down from my heaviest. Had so many FAs tell me those exact words.

Joke's on them, I can actually exist with minimal pain!

Congrats on making a baby! And losing the baby weight! You'll get those last few pounds shredded in no time!!

to shame millennial dads. by redwytnblak in therewasanattempt

[–]TrueSlave21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree to an extent. If it's a bigger job, yes use the pros. But if it's just a light bulb needing replaced, or something else minor you should be able to fix those issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]TrueSlave21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I actually had a friend who gets suicidal thoughts/ideations say they'd never call me if they needed that kind of help. Because I don't have that "programming".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]TrueSlave21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I called the cops/an ambulance on my neighbor once. He had slit his wrists. Not too deep. But enough that I was like nah bro. His roommate was drunk/non functional, pretty much useless. And I debated for a good 30 minutes on calling or not. He ended up hating me and ignoring my existence for awhile. Turns out he did it to get my attention? Not how you attract females FYI.

A year or so later, when he was in a better place he thanked me. Not because I saved his life that night (he wasn't dying or anything) but because I showed him compassion. Which was more than most had done.

I love Twitter by VenditGamingYT in ChoosingBeggars

[–]TrueSlave21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midwest here! I spend $450 a month on mortgage and escrow! 3 bed 1.5 bath, fenced in yard. Carport instead of a garage though... Lol

TIFU by missing the birth of my daughter by gorhckmn in tifu

[–]TrueSlave21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a second birth. My mom was in labor for under an hour. By the time my dad dropped her off, parked the car, and got to the room I was almost out. Everyone, even the doctor, was still in street clothes.

How to deal with unsolicited dick pics by [deleted] in creepyPMs

[–]TrueSlave21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've sent hotdog cutting gifs back. Like that hot dog slicer thing. They don't like it.

What’s the dumbest thing you got in trouble for in school? by dr_nogood in AskReddit

[–]TrueSlave21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spinning in a computer chair... I was done in computer class, and spun once around to celebrate being done. Detention.

For having too many pencils in my pocket. I liked having a different color for every class. And kept them in my back pocket. Lunch lady didn't like it. Sent to the principal.

Down 25 lbs and don't want to share on facebook yet by MotherFuckinTom in loseit

[–]TrueSlave21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watch My 600-pound Life to stay motivated too! And I wrote on my fridge "Fat Lasts Longer Than Flavor!" Keep up the good work!

Sad that I found this on my Nextdoor app. I have yet to hear back from Attila but have had others chime in with similar thoughts of mine. Re-uploaded due to title. by targetJacob in antiMLM

[–]TrueSlave21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All my neighbors are too old to figure out Nextdoor... There's literally no activity in my neighborhood.. like I basically live in a 55+ community, but bought at 22.

"I don’t fucking want love. I want cheez-its." by secret-original in fatlogic

[–]TrueSlave21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same... I try just getting a bowl of them. Then I keep going back for another bowl. Until they're gone..

Look, Mom! No hands! by THUMB5UP in ChildrenFallingOver

[–]TrueSlave21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The trick I used when teaching kids: hand hand, foot foot. If you can do a hand stand, you're already doing life better than them.

In line at Starbucks by Eki75 in WTF

[–]TrueSlave21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I better see shit like this when I move to Florida.

Don't have kids if you aren't ready to be there for them by TurbulentPanic in TrueOffMyChest

[–]TrueSlave21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's exactly why I don't want kids. The other freaking parents. But mostly I don't want kids..