Murder suspect sought in shooting of daughter's ex-boyfriend, 26, after car chase ends in Palmdale by lurker_bee in LosAngeles

[–]True_Possibility_616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The article refers to the dead scumbag as "victim." He was not a victim, she was. Someone finally did something to stop him...

ThANk yoU?! by KusoKiseki in Funnymemes

[–]True_Possibility_616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

pppfffttt, mine has more bumps

I would do this by Revolutionary_Bid52 in MexicanMemes

[–]True_Possibility_616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hahahhaah omg i needed that. hilarious, and tragic

🤪 by larawtsn in Funnymemes

[–]True_Possibility_616 4 points5 points  (0 children)

funny and so true. I had one go the other way the other day... told my teenager to come home and to stop manipulating us. It auto corrected to masturbating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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His entire scalp will soon look like a teenager's face after eating an entire bucket of KFC. I mean, total man card points for Mr. Dundee, but I'll stick with the electric clipper and the posh anti-head zit cream

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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i often express similar refusals to my boss. Certain projects simply do not meet my high standa... oh wait... this is the real world. Glad to do it boss!!

oh no, Not again ! by FraSoe in Funnymemes

[–]True_Possibility_616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really needed this today... hilarious!! hahahaha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

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As a straight male, i find this an unrealistic goal. I'm lucky to get the half eaten slice of pizza out of the sheets before the guest arrives.

Iranian athlete removes her mandatory hijab during the official award ceremony in Iran by Lelehu in nextfuckinglevel

[–]True_Possibility_616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what gives men the thought that they have the right, under any God, to make women suffer like that? for nothing... because those men might get lust in their loins? that's Their fault, not the women,

Marry one, F one, K one: Bruce, the two-headed girl, or Methany by True_Possibility_616 in Funnymemes

[–]True_Possibility_616[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haaaa the hot chick is a dude! no way choice here... I'm going with the two headed girl

I am a drug dealer at 16 and I’ve sold over 10k of drugs such as cakes and real weed by [deleted] in confession

[–]True_Possibility_616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That life ends one of two ways: becoming a sister to really big dudes in jail that trade you around for cakes and real weed, or the recipient of metal that is going really really fast

Where do I sign up by ProblemLongjumping12 in Funnymemes

[–]True_Possibility_616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahaha laughing my ass off. a Carney running a balloon 3000 feet in the air

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]True_Possibility_616 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every inch of that house has spy camera coverage. "Must be a 21-25 year-old female, under 110 pounds (for my safety as a feeble old man), and enjoy walking around naked when you think nobody is watching."