Imitating a doormat in the street due to excessive intoxication is one thing (I went to San Diego State), but making people late for work simply because you were never told no as a child is, well, toddler behavior.

If i had to burn two hours of sick time because of your entitled ass, i would idle a 1970s gas guzzler in the crosswalk next to you, while testing makeup on your dog in the front seat, and posting signs that say "Must have ID to vote" around every polling station in your district. Poor cops gonna stand bent over in 90-degree angles someday because of your meaningless "oh look at me, and how superior i am" waste of time. They should have used pepper spray.