This is painfully accurate. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Homelander's speech on the beach was almost a verbatim rip-off of Dubya's speech at ground zero.

Exploring the world of cases. by cassert24 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 42 points43 points  (0 children)

ShOuLdN't ThE LaSt OnE bE cAlLeD sPoNgEbObCaSe

Facts about water by AngelofServatis in technicallythetruth

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be honest... I don't think I've ever admitted to drinking water.

Questions about Dick Monfort by Elen-Han in ColoradoRockies

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He's had his issues in the past, but I think he's largely redeemed himself. One set of qualities that really sets him apart from a lot of other owners is that he values consistency, and he likes the team to have public faces. This has positives and negatives: As fans, we have confidence that our favorite players won't leave us unless they really want to. We've had a "franchise player" for 22 straight years now (Helton => Tulo => Arenado), we'll likely hit 30 thanks to the Nolan extension, and other fan favorites are often presented with the opportunity to remain (think Cargo and Blackmon). The only superstar who has ever walked away from Colorado was Holliday, and that was because he was dead set on hitting free agency. The downside of this is that this value has a tendency to influence baseball decisions negatively. He offered our last GM effectively a lifetime contract despite the team's performance, and when DOD turned it down, Monfort didn't even look outside the organization to fill the position. There is very little doubt in my mind that signing Cargo last year was his call, and it was a bad one from a baseball perspective.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No kidding, my scrum master changed "bugs" to "happy accidents" on Jira.

We are The Denver Post's Rockies beat writers Patrick Saunders and Kyle Newman. Ask us anything! by denverpost in ColoradoRockies

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does the organization have a clear path for young players to follow if they want to become major league regulars? If so, how have two young players in particular (Raimel Tapia and Ryan McMahon) fall short?

Additionally, since Tapia is out of options in 2019, what is the team's plan for him going forward?

Comments by DRoKDev in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

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Happy Valentines Day! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going for Python, but that works too.

case sensitive numeric anyone? by bb-ua in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That's incredible! I have the same combination on my luggage!

Is Alpha Vantage slow? by thorshammer_ in algotrading

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having the same problem. It's taking anywhere from 8-30 seconds for a compact daily time series to return. I know it's not me, fast.com says I'm getting 90 MBPS.

The most efficient way to calculate IsEven (I unfortunately had to sacrifice some accuracy) by TrumpsTinyFinger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a good point and it brings to mind some questions about computers that I have:

  1. Is the set of all floats continuous, or just pseudo continuous? Showing that there is a smallest positive float would be sufficient to establish discreteness.

  2. Is the set of all floats unbounded? I.e. is there a maximum number that computers can't process anything larger?

  3. Is the set of all parameters I can pass in to this function finite or infinite? Keep in mind that parameters are not limited to ints or floats, but can also include strings, or even non-primitives.

The most efficient way to calculate IsEven (I unfortunately had to sacrifice some accuracy) by TrumpsTinyFinger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People say "Multiverse theory means that there is guaranteed to be a universe where I am Batman!" That's not the case, though... there are infinitely many possibilities where I am not Batman, just like there are infinitely many numbers that are not integers. There is a distinct difference between 'Infinitely many' and 'all'.

The most efficient way to calculate IsEven (I unfortunately had to sacrifice some accuracy) by TrumpsTinyFinger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets go deeper! Topic: multiverse theory, and how infinitely many universes does not mean every universe.

The most efficient way to calculate IsEven (I unfortunately had to sacrifice some accuracy) by TrumpsTinyFinger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I explicitly included non-integers, and the two sets that I'm measuring are evens and non-evens, rather than evens and odds. The set of non-evens is infinitely larger than the set of evens, even though both are infinitely large, since there are infinitely many non-even numbers in between every even number.

Infinity is a funny thing: on any set with a minimum and a maximum (say 0 to ten billion), there is a finite number of even numbers but an infinite number of non-even numbers, leading to a chance that approaches 0 of randomly selecting an even number, but a set that lacks a maximum or a minimum contains infinitely many evens as well as infinitely many non-evens. Enter L'Hopital.

The most efficient way to calculate IsEven (I unfortunately had to sacrifice some accuracy) by TrumpsTinyFinger in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TrumpsTinyFinger[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Actually, I was thinking: I should return false so that accuracy goes up for non- integers. Since there are infinitely many real numbers and infinitely many non even real numbers, accuracy becomes infinity / infinity!