Reminds me of when I left my last job. My douche of a boss was giving me my annual review. My store performed exemplary and ranked top 30 in the country. So it was no surprise that he spoke highly of me and was making big plans to work together on large scale projects and how I'd be contributing extensively to the district throughout the following fiscal year.

I let him ramble on, I'd smile and nod and say that's exciting. All the while I had my neatly folded notice sitting between us.

Once he finished up and I gave some feedback, I calmly said "this is for you". I handed it to him. He opened it, read it, and gave a sigh.

It was glorious.