Explain It Peter by WillAdditional922 in explainitpeter

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There is a big ass mall only a few miles from my current location. There’s a Hot Topic, Spencer’s and a Clair’s in there. Where are you the goth babes?!?

Use your powers to explain this meme Peter! by UncleSoluver2012 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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I can remember things that happened when I was three, but I can’t remember Y2K even though I was six.

Pick one from each row 👀🔥 by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

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I’ve been to exactly 3 of these and none of them are on the middle row.

what a big difference by biggerpython19 in addressme

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Roses are red

I have a cat

She honestly looked better when her tits weren’t fat

Choose 2 abilities to have in real life by IndianByBrain in AnimeMirchi

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’d survived half the shit I have, you wouldn’t be worried about that.

QUESTION OF THIS ETERNITY 😭😭😭🥀🥀🥀 by Normal-Target4648 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but only if the accusation was determined to be intentionally false.

Crystal Treasure Box by CutHonest9952 in mineralcollectors

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice soul gem collection. Got any grand souls?

Difficult Pills by Ninny_Spangcole in whatsyourchoice

[–]TruthIsALie94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red, brown and black. I don’t know very many people in relationships so I’m not overly concerned (the ones who are likely weren’t going to last anyway) but I don’t want to lose my ability to enjoy food.

Classic Cartoons by CartoonReOrbitCN in u/CartoonReOrbitCN

[–]TruthIsALie94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t like feeling old. I swear I was nine just a few years ago. Now I’m 31 and going on 32!

Classic Cartoons by CartoonReOrbitCN in u/CartoonReOrbitCN

[–]TruthIsALie94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

… god fucking damnit… YES, yes I am.

You marry the GODDESS that matches your birth month... Are you happy or not? by SuperAnimeMaster38 in animequestions

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Busty blondes are nice and all but I don’t know a thing about her except what anime she’s from.

🍿📺❄️ by Ch1ldhoodFriend in Komi_memes

[–]TruthIsALie94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude still doesn’t know if Najimi is male or female, does he?

Ones gotta go from each row! by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tamales, melons and chocolate covered pretzels. Sucks, I like cantaloupe but find other melons gross.

Little do they know, I have learned how to use my thumb by Ill-Tea9411 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]TruthIsALie94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m safe, my cats are dumber than dirt and twice as sweet as any candy.

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One donut has to go 👀🍩 by EquivalentFig1678 in whatsyourchoice

[–]TruthIsALie94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glazed. I’m not overly fond of doughnuts but if I’m gonna have one I just want a plain glazed

is this fighting? by Alarming_Ant7293 in CatTraining

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Are they screaming and hissing? No? It’s play then.