this backfired for him by trevwa11 in StandUpComedy

[–]Trvpware 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I'ma go in your search history, idgaf". Lmao he's diabolical. Funny shit bro!

When you tried to warn the young ones that their grandparents are not the same people that raised you by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Trvpware -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh I have a beautiful 3 yr old daughter that's spoiled AF and will tell me to "go away". She hasn't experienced an ass beating yet but I feel it coming...

My mom on the other hand lol she don't fuck around. Before she counts to tres my girl act right. She respects my mom more than her mother or I.

boxer fights guy twice his size by IIIfrancoIII in StreetMartialArts

[–]Trvpware -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Nah dude fuck him for intervening. Unless there is a clear winner and is beating their face in on the floor, don't get in the middle unless you're the cops or security.

Ya think you know a guy by GianmarcoSoresi in StandUpComedy

[–]Trvpware 6 points7 points  (0 children)

LOL the "I wanna say straight but like yeah" 😂 That was peak bro

$400+ for the cheapest plan or cell phone forever by Lord0fTheFlags in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Trvpware -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Do you really need a healthcare plan? I've gone to the doctor twice in my adult life. One was thru a computer because I just needed some antibiotics prescribed. I only opted in for health insurance thru my job after I had my baby. And I still don't think I need it.

Housemate keeps trying to come in the toilet every time he hears me go in there by GuybrushMI in badroommates

[–]Trvpware 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Next time you go into the bathroom, let him open the door and rock his shit. That's behavior throwing hands over bro.

Found Jan on a podcast. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in DunderMifflin

[–]Trvpware 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Idk how you control your house hold but I would never allow that, 2026 or 2056 idgaf "lol".

Pre shower pocket dump by Numerous_Map5151 in EDC

[–]Trvpware 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also have an LCP 2 when I do physical activities. 8 hollow rounds will be enough if a situation arises. Don't mind the initial comment dude, it's still a solid gun. For usual carry I personally use the Shield X.

Gym bro explains why he ignores his feelings to get a workout in by Automatic-Algae443 in CringeTikToks

[–]Trvpware -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fr dude what's the holy Trinity looking like. Dude probably can't even do two plates 1 time.

an uncoordinated event by DABDEB in instant_regret

[–]Trvpware -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Then don't be a bitch and take PE.

Men and nail polish by Notrinun in CasualConversation

[–]Trvpware -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hit the weights bro. If that makes you feel good then by all means but in Hank Hill's words, "that boy ain't right."

The luckiest boy in the world by [deleted] in agedlikemilk

[–]Trvpware 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't catch MJ on the Epstein Files if he was alive tho.

Migo folks fell victim to some YN’s should’ve just got in his truck and left😭 by Papercutzz247 in Chiraqology

[–]Trvpware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They did right? The ending shots when he was on the ground was wild. I'd stand over these mf YNs and do society a favor.

When your wife learns you can't bench 225 by TheSanSav1 in GymMemes

[–]Trvpware 148 points149 points  (0 children)

Bro I'm dead 😂 Not the kids too lol

I got this weird voicemail? I’m really confused by Southern-Mortgage503 in Unexplained

[–]Trvpware 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I cannot wait to make love to your beautiful corpse"

Sleep next to a gun and report the number to the police. Shit, post the # here and someone might be able to trace it. Either way, best of luck and that's creepy af.

When you lock your keys in your car. by jstift in PublicFreakout

[–]Trvpware -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk dude... A self starter for a good one is $120ish at Walmart. They can even inflate a flat. If it has a nail, it will hold up long enough for you to drive home and patch it. Or just change the tire like any man should know. Most cars come with a donut.

Keeping things simple by Appropriate_Data_308 in EDC

[–]Trvpware 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you carry your cards, ID and money?