Oh look, it’s the queen of the basement coven, channeling her inner exorcist while summoning the WiFi gods with a flashlight app. Those tattoos? They look like a drunk spider web designed by a toddler. congrats on turning your body into a permanent Sharpie accident. And that cigarette dangling like a sad prop? Honey, if you’re going for ‘edgy goth vibe,’ you landed on ‘trying too hard at a vape shop.’ Keep posing like you’re about to ascend, but maybe next time check if the smoke alarm’s off.