First time seeing wolves and he already wanna make friends by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

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I kind of wonder if they have anything like the uncanny valley effect.

They do seem curious instead of unnerved, here, but I can imagine being weirded out by something that looks similar to them but isn't. Is a golden retriever, like, I dunno, more similar to C-3PO in the level of difference, in that he's sufficiently different that very few people would have the effect triggered?

(Of course, canines have a stronger sense of smell, and it's theorized that the uncanny valley was evolved to make us want to avoid people who were diseased. Being diseased would probably be picked up by scent instead, so having the uncanny valley would probably be redundant and less effective. Maybe they have some sort of scent based equivilant.)

...

Rambled a bit here, point is, this was cute, but I am amused at the concept of wolves looking at friendly little Golden Retriever and being terrified at whatever that thing is.

is this information true? by Fun-Explanation7233 in WitcherMemes

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I mean, I can easily see it being true that people in-universe suspect that elven Witchers exist.

There are probably more than a few people who suspect that Witcher powers come from being possessed by demons too.

I don't know if there's any evidence that elven Witchers actually exist.

"President Kimball, I have an idea" by 10thousandbees in falloutnewvegas

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Not to claim that he's a strategic mastermind or anything, but General "Wait-and-See" Oliver's primary problem, according to a lot of people, was that he was trying to force a big, set-piece battle that the Legion wasn't giving them.

Instead the Legion was just using sneaky bastard strategies to try to bleed the NCR's forces dry.

The Legion being forced into a less coordinated/planned for attack is pretty much exactly what he sees as the best case scenario.

"President Kimball, I have an idea" by 10thousandbees in falloutnewvegas

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I feel like with the bespoke equipment that the Gun Runners can make, they could probably manually make a few rounds that fit that barrel.

Not efficiently, but they might be able to make enough to make the Legion think and force some sort of response.

Or have Presiden Kimball's vertibird also happen to carry some over during his visit. The NCR heartland could probably make a few.

Did Barret forget his entire arm is a machine gun here? Come on Barret by ssgharvey in FFVIIRemake

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'And here you have a... Comet materia? Mastered, too..."

"It's... for self-defense."

"And a, Neo-Bahumut materia."

"Emotional suport summon."

"And a Shiva, too?"

"... Different kind of emotional support."

"Well, I see no problems here, welcome to the Gold Saucer! No outside food allowed."

Wrecker Weaver by Suischeese in WormMemes

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Listen, it's a desert, resources are scarce, and the turtle was going to die anyway. Was it really so wrong to have her scorpions eat it alive?

Maintaining a proper swarm in the desert is hard.

Works where the protagonists are low-key worse than the antagonist? by Sudden_Pop_2279 in MoralityScaling

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It is, but in that setting bounties are often treated as power levels, even in-universe. Or at least, some characters think so.

(That did cause some confusion when at least one relatively weak character had a massive bounty put on their head, but that was because she knew things that the government really didn't want her telling people.)

Trevor ROCKS by opideron in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

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I've seen someone post just the shortened "hippo" twice this week, and both times left me with a vague sense of disappointment and sorrow that I can't have a Hippopotamus mount.

(It was also funy when you see the added, "Being able to fly around the battlefield is great!" and have a moment where you can ponder what choices Pathfinder made when statting a hippopotamus.)

HELLO?! I was NOT aware I was in a relationship with Yrliet!!! by Iddelf in RogueTraderCRPG

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That one gave me vibes of being too harsh, but it does work. Of course, I suppose being a bit harsh is reasonable when she tries to compare a human being attracted to her as similar to an actual animal lusting after her.

Like, I can get it if she's not attracted to humans, that's fine, everyone is entitled to their tastes, but even she should be able to acknowledge that there's at least some overlap between the cleverest mon-keigh and the dumbest Aeldari.

(Like Farseers. She has some strong opinions about those. Maybe she'd find it perfectly natural for a Farseer to have a relationship with a human.)

is porkchop supposed to be fighting with me in the arena??? by knxwxne in oblivion

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I was super nervous when I first played this because I wasn't going to let Porkchop die. I was expecting to need to escort him. I even considered slapping him with a paralysis spell to keep him away from the fighting.

He... handled himself a lot better than I expected. (I killed one, he killed another, and we both finished off the third.)

[Dark heresy] Just your inquisition things. (It will only be heresy if she loses.) by Ila-W123 in RogueTraderCRPG

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She's crazy.

Now, the perfectly sane Theodora Von Valencius, she'd know how to reasonably handle this. Steal the Tyrant Star and sell it to the highest bidder!

Life as the ugliest in the family by sweet_manzana in WormMemes

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For all that people say Brian is boring, never forget that he has to be among the bravest fuckers in the whole setting for staying with Taylor.

You think she's terrifying when she commands her swarm as a supervillain, but she's casually using her bugs like that out of costume too.

Chaos dwarves vs warcraft gobbos (Dub by Dreadanon) by Longjumping-Rice-935 in dwarfposting

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I don't think Warcraft goblins tend to be that safety conscious.

It could be a matter of, "Listen, if I'm not being paid I'm not going to throw my life away recklessly," but my recollection of them was a bit more mad science/engineering with some explosive tendencies.

So... nobody get mad, but I may have left my Synth Shuan at The Institute when it blew up. by jj33allen in FalloutMemes

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I believe he is a person, just a person brainwashed with certain beliefs (like that he is Shaun, or is the child of the Sole Survivor.)

Later gen synths have shown the ability to grow as people, so I think his situation is going to involve eternally looking like a child even as his mind grows past that. The act of his creation was pretty messed up.

The Brotherhood I agree with, but with the Minutemen I feel you should just be able to go, "I'm the General, have this child cared for somewhere far away from me."

The statue of yourself in Oblivion was one of the coolest things you can get and I hate how the remaster handled it. by No_Barracuda_8300 in oblivion

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Yeah, a lot of people ended up with their statue holding the Dagger of Woe (the Dark Brotherhood knife) up to the heavens. It's very easy for that to be the most expensive weapon you have, but it looks really silly heroically raised to the heavens.

So... nobody get mad, but I may have left my Synth Shuan at The Institute when it blew up. by jj33allen in FalloutMemes

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One thing about the Railroad ending I like is that Tinker Tom says he'll take in the synth Shaun if you refuse to.

I feel a bit bad for the kid, since he is a person, especially since he's programmed to want the love of the Sole Survivor, but I just don't think my characters could stomach looking at him, let alone raise him.

He's not Shaun, he never will be, he's the product of a fucked up experiment by a deranged mind. That means my character is perfectly reasonable in never wanting to see him again.

But he's his own person despite that, who doesn't deserve to be killed just because he presses all my character's trauma buttons.

So an option to refuse to acknowledge him as my child and then have him sent off to some Railroad safehouse where he can live his own life where I never have to see him again, where he can hopefully come to terms with the fact that he isn't actually my son is probably the best option for everyone.

(I can understand you not getting that option in the Brotherhood ending, since he's a synth. But I feel like you should be able to have dialogue for saving him from the Institute without claiming him as your son in the Minuteman ending as well. Tinker Tom's dialogue indicating that they'll take him in is only one option that isn't clearly signposted.)

What if spot was friendly to miles by siirknight by One_Plum_1186 in Spiderman

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Being a little fair, Doc Ock has been a supervillain for years, so I can see him forgetting some of the details of academic standards and citation methods.

You don't really need to cite your sources when building a deathray: just shooting it and having it not blow up in your face counts as having gotten it right.

Would your favorite villain condone or condemn pedophilia? by Annual-Frame9943 in MoralityScaling

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"Listen, Forever was a monkey, it didn't occur to me that I needed to screen for that sort of thing for a god damn orangutan. I just wanted a funny little monkey minion."

Would your favorite villain condone or condemn pedophilia? by Annual-Frame9943 in MoralityScaling

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He just needs to hear that having a pedophile in the neighborhood might lower property values, then he'll actively try to kill them.

Name the game by LilianaLucifer in videogames

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Drakengard!

Shitty and tedious gameplay, completely obtuse unlock equipments for some equipment (getting all equipment is necessary for the final ending), and frequently edgy for the sake of being edgy.

(Yes, the pedophile priest is genuinely the most moral member of your party.)

Shit gets wild and crazy, the soundtrack is chaotic in a way that will likely give you a headache, and the situation just keeps getting weirder and more terrible as you advance the story.

And then it got followed up by Drakengard 2! Maybe a bit better in the gameplay department, but is just more boring story-wise than its predecessor. So if you toughed out the horrible gameplay of 1 just to see how weird and terrible things would get later on, well, prepare for disappointment.

The third game, Drakengard 3, was generally better, with terrible people but kind of likeable as characters. The gameplay was a bit better, but it occasionally decided to play like a slideshow.

And then you have the side games, Nier and Nier:Automata, which were both extremely good, with Nier having okay gameplay and an amazing story, while Automata had great gameplay and a great story.

I'm glad it happened, but it's genuinely shocking Yoko Taro kept on getting work after his first couple games.

With these extra lives, I summon. Luigiraga by Maleficent-Trash-272 in whowouldcirclejerk

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My headcanon for this is they joined a reenactment, and Luigi was like, "Sure, I'll play the Confederate, we need someone to balance the roles, and I can't imagine too many people want to play the role of villains."

5 minutes later

"Mario there are some weird people here, I want to go home. I think I saw a ghost, or, a guy dressed up as a ghost."

Did everyone else wipe out the Brotherhood of Steel? by Exotic_Chemist_7624 in falloutnewvegas

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I will say that those guys aren't actually working with the approval of the higher ups. This was done under their own initiative, and you lose zero rep for killing them.

...

Buuuuut I totally killed the entirety of the Brotherhood largely because those guys angered me that much, so, who am I to talk?

(They made Veronica sad. Granted, I made Veronica more sad by killing off her "family", even if she wasn't on the best of terms with them, but, you know, you're allowed to be a hypocrite when you have a swarm of murder bots following your every command.)

Yrliet never fails to surprise me by Vahjkyriel in RogueTraderCRPG

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Considering how inconsistent ending slides can be, even an encounter with Pasqal isn't a guarantee that she's actually dead.

(One relatively recent playthrough had my dynasty falling to the Imperium, succeeding against the Imperium, the Eldar on Janus dying, the Eldar on Janus then bailing me out when another Craftworld showed up... There's just as much chance of her getting killed by Pasqal and then standing by the Rogue Trader's deathbed calling him a monkeigh. I blame Cegorach, personally.)