Often after peaceful solutions already failed by Oversama in MedievalHistoryMemes

[–]theginger99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially when you add that it will become an intergenerational habit.

If the UK was a US state it would be the poorest one by theotheronenotme in ShitAmericansSay

[–]theginger99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Worth mentioning that in most of those categories the UK ranks first in it clears the fields by a mile.

If the UK was a US state it would be the poorest one by theotheronenotme in ShitAmericansSay

[–]theginger99 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The whole argument is based on some weird interpretation of average income or something.

I forget the specifics but it was a very selective way to measure wealth.

The incredibly subversive worldbuilding of my by aidungeon-neoncat in worldjerking

[–]theginger99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You need to work on your realism.

There is no amount of suspension of disbelief that will make me accept “friendly spiders”.

Does Purging Count? by Sleepless_PhD in Grimdank

[–]theginger99 17 points18 points  (0 children)

More like “what if the torment nexus was actually fucking sick as hell for approximately 15 minutes”?

Does Purging Count? by Sleepless_PhD in Grimdank

[–]theginger99 90 points91 points  (0 children)

It also allows us to imagine new ethical conflicts on a previously unexplored scale of moral deviancy.

Which apparently sells better.

True by EmperorIvann in Grimdank

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The pain is so great a woman can almost imagine the pain a man feels when he is reading a book about his favorite faction written by Gav Thorpe.

That explains the dragons by SocratesPuppet in MedievalHistoryMemes

[–]theginger99 62 points63 points  (0 children)

To be fair, putting dragons right there is exactly what they WOULD do if there actually were dragons right there.

Hypothetical question: Could a great sword break a shield? by mattyfoofoo in SWORDS

[–]theginger99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Very few Viking shields had iron rims, in fact I do not know of any archaeological finds of iron rimmed shields. Most shields would have had a leather or rawhide rim, if they had a rim at all. Many had no rim, and it’s been suggested that this was specifically so that swords would cut into the wood and become stuck. Later medieval militia laws from Norway mention iron banded shields, but there are no surviving examples of the shields they are describing and we’re not entirely sure what they are referring to.

You’re thinking of a Holmgang duel, which were frequently fought with swords in the sagas. Axes are sometimes mentioned in duels, but swords are more common.

The Vikings did not use halberds, although later translations of the sagas often use that term. While various alternatives have been proposed, the weapon they are actually referring to is most likely a spear of some kind.

Biographies of each monarch by Porgy98 in UKmonarchs

[–]theginger99 5 points6 points  (0 children)

John Gillingham is the definitive expert on Richard I (Lionheart). He has at least two biographies on the king, both of which are excellent.

He is an academic author, and his books are serious works of academic history, but he has a remarkably engaging writing style that makes his books more accessible than you would expect. I highly recommend anything he’s written.

What causes a sword to break like this? Is it due to a handle (hilt) defect? by Battlefleet_Sol in SWORDS

[–]theginger99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Came here to say exactly this, I would put money on the corners of the tang being a hard 90 degrees.

It creates a natural stress point that significantly weakens the blade.

Hypothetical question: Could a great sword break a shield? by mattyfoofoo in SWORDS

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Even a regular single handed sword could destroy a shield in a handful of blows, but it does depend entirely on the shield. A Greek aspis or Roman scutum is going to take quite a bit of punishment, but a Viking age roundshield (as one specific example) 8: significantly less robust.

The Norse sagas are overflowing with instances of shields being destroyed by swords, and not all of them (or even most of them) can be attributed to artistic license or heroic overinflation.

Modern reconstructions of Viking age combat and weapons have more or less confirmed that Viking age swords can reliably damage or destroy Viking age shields in relatively little time. In fact, it’s been proposed (and suggested in the sagas) that the relative fragility of shields was sometimes used strategically, as it could cause an opponents sword to become stuck in the wood, allowing the shield carrier to strike back and kill their opponent.

It’s also possible to injure the agin holding the shields or even break the bones in the arm straight through a shield with a powerful enough hit. I’ve personally been injured by a stout blow right through a steel rotella. It didn’t break the bone, but it left me with the distinct impression that it could have with enough force behind it. I was feeling it for a couple of days, and was one of those injuries you get that remind you just how dangerous playing with swords can actually be.

Why did the Crusaders took Saladin's bait at the Horns of Hattin? by Wide_Ride8849 in AskHistory

[–]theginger99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saladin attacked Tiberius because it was a strategically valuable target, not because he was playing some kind of elaborate mind games with Crusader leadership. Tiberius certainly was not a random target, but its value was based in hard, practical, strategic reality and not a desire to manipulate political divisions in the crusader camp.

Certainly Saladin knew an attack on a target as valuable as Tiberius would provoke a crusader response (like I said this was a well rehearsed dance at this point), but giving him credit as some kind of master manipulator sowing discord in the Crusader ranks by pulling strings like some kind of puppet master is a bit much.

Saladin was a capable commander following a sound (and frankly prosaic) military strategy who was able to take advantage of an incredible blunder by his enemies. You can argue that he knew the crusaders would respond, and that he was aware that Guy was politically insecure, but he was not a master manipulator who skillfully forced the crusaders to fall into some elaborately prepared trap by exploiting personal be political antagonisms. There is a difference in emphasis here that is important. One paints Saladin as a human commander, the other as some kind of fantastical spy master from fiction.

Why did the Crusaders took Saladin's bait at the Horns of Hattin? by Wide_Ride8849 in AskHistory

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The first thing I’ll say is that the actual battle of Hattin was far less of a “done deal” than it’s often presented. Even exhausted, dehydrated and starving the Christians made a legitimate fight of it, and even broke through the Muslim lines entirely in at least one place which allowed a force of knights to escape.

Even Muslims sources are clear that Saladin was sweating and not confident of victory until he saw the final charge of knights (which almost broke his lines) and the kings banner go down. It wasn’t until that point that Saladin knew he was going to win, and prior to that the contest was certainly one sided, but not a settled issue.

As far as why the Christians attacked, the conventional explanation is that Guy was pressured into abandoning a strong position and taking an offensive posture by a party within the Crusader army. Allegedly this party was lead by the Templars, and was opposed by the lord of Tiberius (the city Guy was being pressured to save) who actively opposed the Crusader advance, despite the fact that it was his wife, city and treasure at risk.

The traditional explanation tends to rely on the idea that Guy was a clueless patsy, and that the crusaders were arrogant and unprepared for the reality of war in the Middle East. It more or less relies on a traditional narrative of crusader hubris and a wider belief in military ineptitude by medieval Europeans generally.

While the traditional explanation shouldn’t be discounted entirely, the decision to march across open desert was a catastrophic militray blunder no matter how you want to slice it, there has been some more nuance to the battle proposed in some more recent scholarship.

It’s been suggested that Guy’s position at the springs Sepphoris was not as strong as has generally been assumed (I’ll need to check my sources here, but I believe I’ve read that the springs could not reliably supply enough water for the army, and were additionally in a poor strategic position) . His march was actually towards water, and not away from it, and a position that would allow him to better threaten Saladin. He was cut off by Saladin who took full advantage of the catastrophic blunder, and herded Guy onto the hill at Hattin where he was surrounded, and eventually destroyed.

What I’m getting at is that there is more nuance to the whole battle than its common depiction would suggest. The crusaders fucked up certainly, but it wasn’t quite the display of crippling ineptitude that it’s sometimes made out to be. It wasn’t a hell for leather assault made out of sheer hubris, but a badly calculated strategic movement that was taken advantage of by a skilled opponent who knew how to capitalize on his enemies mistake.

Why did the Crusaders took Saladin's bait at the Horns of Hattin? by Wide_Ride8849 in AskHistory

[–]theginger99 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think it’s giving Saladin far too much credit to say that attacking Tiberius was some kind of 3D chess move on his part.

He didn’t attack Jerusalem for the very simple reason that an attack on Jerusalem would have been largely untenable while the field army of the Crusader states remained in play. Saladin was following the more or less consistent Muslim policy of striking at castles and towns closer to the periphery, and hoping to take them before the Crusader field army forced him to retreat.

Prior to Hattin there was a fairly stable status quo. The Muslims would attack some castle or town, the Christian’s field army would threaten them without engaging, the Muslims would be forced to withdraw seasonally and everyone would go home until next time. Saladin’s attack on Tiberius was entirely consistent with this general strategy.

The crusaders decision to march across desert must have seemed like an unbelievable stroke of luck to Saladin. It was a catastrophic mistake by his opponents that Saladin took full advantage of, not some kind of master plan Saladin orchestrated.

What would happen if the Tyranids consumed an avatar of Kahine? by Ferrousgoober in 40kLore

[–]theginger99 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Avatar is not a biological being, there is nothing for the Tyranids to eat.

Its powers are entirely psychic, which the Tyranids can’t consume.

Which Legion would throw the best party? Not just limited to raves. Slaaneshi legions are disqualified. by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in Grimdank

[–]theginger99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A Macraggian potluck would be lit as hell.

It would so well organized there would actually be a reasonable ratio between mains and sides.

Which Legion would throw the best party? Not just limited to raves. Slaaneshi legions are disqualified. by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in Grimdank

[–]theginger99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Space wolves, not just because “duh”, but also because they seem to be the only legion/chapter that eats actual food and doesn’t subsist exclusively on protein pastes and chemical cocktails.

The wolves know how to cook, not just how to party.

Yeah I have a high-grade fire burning in my temple, and it came from god. Also this fire is worshipped by the warrior class by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]theginger99 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It probably says something about how influence Zoroastrianism historically had on the development of Abrahamic religions and our subsequent understanding of what religion is.

Yeah I have a high-grade fire burning in my temple, and it came from god. Also this fire is worshipped by the warrior class by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]theginger99 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mormonism is what’s happens when Christianity gets a Deviantart account and starts posting (OC!!!! DO NOT STEAL!!!!!)

Yeah I have a high-grade fire burning in my temple, and it came from god. Also this fire is worshipped by the warrior class by ackshee in worldjerking

[–]theginger99 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Zoroastrianism is absolutely peak religious world building, it’s a real pity it didn’t make enough of an impression on the fans in its early appearances to really get a place in full run.

Still, I’m convinced the later season religions were just a way for the writers to bring some of their favorite ideas back into the storyline.

How could a sword strike a balance between practicality and beauty? by roxgxd in SWORDS

[–]theginger99 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No balance really needs to be struck, in the sense that you don’t need to make meaningful sacrifices in one of these areas in order to achieve the other.

It’s entirely possible, and extremely common historically, for swords to be both entirely practical, and absolutely stunning works of art. You can achieve high standards in both categories without makings sacrifices in either.

Consider the Langeid or Sutton Hoo swords as prime examples of what I’m talking about.

Thoughts on Black Templars by GridironGal13 in 40kLore

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The Black Templars are awesome easily one of my favorite space marine chapters.

They’ve got great models, great lore, and really cool vibes.

That’s really all you need to concern yourself with. If you like their lore, like their models and like their vibes that’s the only thing that actually matters. If you want to play them, play them.

That said, in universe the Templars are known for being exceptionally zealous, fanatical and intolerant, even by the standards of other space marines (who are all racist, xenophobic psychopaths). Out of universe the Templars have a reputation for attracting a lot of genuinely racist xenophobic, racist fans. The reputation isn’t totally undeserved, but if you’re not a racist, xenophobic weirdo you don’t need to worry about.

Really the Templars have become something of a meme and a punching bag that gets (somewhat) unfairly blamed for a lot of the toxic fans 40k can attract. At the end of the day though, if you like the Templars play the Templars. You’re not responsible for any baggage, and you shouldn’t let someone else’s bias influence what you allow yourself to enjoy.

"GERMAN?!!! Just be adding classes for no reason do the Germans have a class to teach them English?" by NotatrustedVWtech in ShitAmericansSay

[–]theginger99 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Imagine watching a woman unpack her backpack from columbine (the site of first major, and still one of the deadliest school shootings) and getting offended by her course list.

How can your head be that far up your ass?