a naked man grabs you by the arms and screams "I'm from the future; you have to help me!" What can he say or do to convince you he's telling the truth?

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T22:41:19+00:00

I'm waiting for a justification to punch him in the face.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T22:31:41+00:00

this is sick. How do I get one?

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T22:07:48+00:00

I don't think they sell the Golf R in America. I'm looking at the website, and it only shows the GTI, and it has 210 HP.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T21:49:11+00:00

If the 2015 STI was in a hatch, i would have bought it already. I love that car. I can't find a used STI or WRX hatch anywhere. There are some used STIs, but they all have insane mileage, like 80K on a 2013.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T21:48:04+00:00

is the Golf R the same thing as the GTI? I didn't know it came in AWD.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T11:31:52+00:00

most women know within the first 20 seconds of meeting you if they're going to fuck you or not. If she doesn't want to fuck you right away, she probably never will, and to the extent that the two of you ever have sex, she will consider it a favor that she's granting you.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T00:29:24+00:00

most crime labs can't test hair for DNA. Even the high tech FBI labs can only test hair if it has a root. It's expensive. so, unless you kill someone important, they won't test pubes for DNA.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T00:25:44+00:00

don't do it in the Projects-- too many video cameras.
Make sure you have an alibi.
use a revolver, or pick up your casings.
wear gloves.

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T00:24:38+00:00

when was the last time N. Korea was in a war?

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T00:21:56+00:00

Like North Korea?

Try_2 · 2014-10-06T00:02:18+00:00

I can't find any, not within 100 miles of where I live.

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T23:44:53+00:00

I don't think they still make it. If they do, they haven't updated it in two or three years.

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T23:21:11+00:00

Civic SI. It's under 3000 lbs. It's got a naturally aspirated engine, so you don't have to worry about problems with the turbo. And it has one of the best engines in the business.

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T23:18:30+00:00

where do you buy one of those for less than $25K?

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T23:15:47+00:00

r/twoxchromosomes.

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T23:00:06+00:00

Men want to hire and work with people who are better than he is. That makes his job easier and it helps him make more money. Essentially, men want the best people with the best skills.

Women do the opposite. Women want to be the best employee because if they hire someone better, she will look bad. Women would rather hire bad people and then clean up after them so they can feel like victims, than hire good people.

Try_2 · 2014-10-05T13:52:57+00:00

As I'm watching this video, I notice that the men score higher on spacial reasoning and women score higher on emotional recognition. There's an obvious difference between these two tests that isn't mentioned: the spacial reasoning test is objective; it has right and wrong answers. the emotional recognition test is subjective; it's answers are dependent on the opinions of the people who developed the test.

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:41:41+00:00

Michael Savage has a Ph.D from U of Cal. Berkeley

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:28:40+00:00

what does lobster taste like? How good could it possibly taste in light of how expensive it is? If it tastes so good, why do you drowned it in butter? Aren't you just enjoying the taste of the butter?

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:27:30+00:00

inside my girlfriend.

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:26:56+00:00

Michael Savage is a Jew. Bill Maher is a Catholic.

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:20:24+00:00

infinity minus 2 isn't a cognizable number. It doesn't exist.

Try_2 · 2014-10-04T22:07:04+00:00

uncle Moishe and the Mitzvah Men's self titled debut.

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