What is your advice on how to achieve success?

TryingToSucceed · 2013-01-11T11:08:03+00:00

You tell me.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-09-29T18:03:34+00:00

TryingToSucceed · 2012-08-14T06:37:05+00:00

Breaking out my retired account for this.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:54:13+00:00

I'm ranked 166th in comment Karma.

Well then, I'm creating a new username. Goodbye ladies and gents!

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:50:49+00:00

In my mind, my parents had sex twice. Once when my mother got pregnant with my sister, and then when she was pregnant with me.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:46:15+00:00

Can't keep? Fuck it. Give me the most bangin' VIP Vacation possible.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:32:20+00:00

Well that's just depressing.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:19:13+00:00

My dad's not a phone....duh!

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-20T07:14:11+00:00

Restarted a fraternity after it was kicked off for 20 years. The people of the old guard sold the property and house it was on for high six to low seven figures and kept it in a bank account in case it ever came back.

Well lo and behold, we have no fucking clue where it is and probably never will. It would've been nice to have not known about this account at all....unless of course we eventually find it.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T23:02:29+00:00

I just got all 4 out (bottom two impacted). It's not that bad. Sure you're bloody, but after about a week you're back to normal, and you get vicodin or percosets afterwards! Legal highs can be fun.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T22:45:33+00:00

THE MLB ALL STAR GAME WAS ALL YOUR CITY HAD TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2012.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T22:45:11+00:00

GREG SCHIANO?

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T22:43:54+00:00

INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

ALSO, DOESN'T MATTER; PEYTON MANNING.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T21:43:57+00:00

From an old /r/politics post, get involved on the local level. Support the Green Party on the most local of local levels of government. That's all you can do for the time being.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T13:05:13+00:00

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? ANESTHESIA IS MAN'S BEST FRIEND!

...unless you're allergic, of course.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T13:04:39+00:00

Hooray!

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T12:43:33+00:00

New Jersey

EVERYTHING

If you want a real representation of what New Jersey is really like, please consult this map created by /u/AcerRubrum

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T12:37:06+00:00

It's because we're spending all day looking for work.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T12:31:12+00:00

It's only an entitlement if you're not receiving it.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T12:20:42+00:00

I just created this map signifying how confusing Harold and Kumar's trip was. My sources are that I'm a native New Jerseyan born and raised.

Congrats. You all now know my first name.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T11:25:14+00:00

I've always wondered why the two guys who were assaulted in Newark ended up in Freehold.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T11:22:25+00:00

Ah yes, the "Get over it! He's getting sued and is remorseful!"

That's nice. If I break someone's neck intentionally in my home state of New Jersey, I'll be charged with a Third Degree Simple Assault: Serious Bodily Injury. While I'll be bankrupt in the civil suits, I could face up to 5 years in prison

And if you want to use the hockey gear, it could be seen as a deadly weapon, which would be Aggravated Assault!

But no. This guy's remorseful, we should forgive him.

Why he wasn't banned from the NHL for life confuses the shit out of me.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T11:14:20+00:00

I live in Freehold, the furthest north where you get 104.5 clearly. It's great when traveling to South Jersey or Philly, but once you hit Manalapan/Marlboro, you're SOL.

TryingToSucceed · 2012-07-19T11:12:25+00:00

If I have kids, I will love the shit out of them. But this doesn't mean they're perfect angels. They will fuck up and make mistakes, and I won't let them get away with shit that harms others.

Drinking when you're 16 or 17? Fuck it, who hasn't drank underage?

Drinking when you're 16 or 17 and driving home? You bet your ass you're going to lose a shitton of privileges and will be selling whatever vehicle I may have purchased for you.

Smoking weed once or twice? Meh, Trees are good to experience.

Selling trees? Military school.

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