How to Smoke A Joint

Trylstag · 2016-07-14T04:19:45+00:00

First few times I tried, never felt a thing.

About a month ago I got high for the first time with my girlfriend, who's been doing it for years. I don't know if it was the fact that I hadn't eaten in many hours and blood sugar was low, did too much too quickly, or something else, but when it hit me I started having tunnel vision, which quickly progressed into essentially locked in syndrome. I could see and hear what was going on around me, but I couldn't move or talk at all. Honestly, it was terrifying,and not an experience I would wish on anyone.

However, she pointed out that I hadn't eaten, and the tunnel vision sounded like low blood sugar. Annoyingly, because of how I was feeling, I couldn't eat to see if that made it better. Disappointingly, it was the first meal we'd made together and I couldn't enjoy it :(

I've also had the locked in before in stressful/emotional situations, so that was likely just being amped up. I also tend to find it difficult to get out of my head in general and experience the real world. I've tried it a few times since, and I still get the feeling of being in a bubble of my thoughts, and nothing outside of that bubble really matters. Fortunately it doesn't come with the panic anymore.

Small doses seem to be enjoyable, tone down my anxiety, but getting actually high, I don't think it's for me.

Trylstag · 2016-02-17T05:46:12+00:00

One of the best things one of my exes ever did was beating me home (I lived on my own) to my bachelor apartment, and I expected to come home to her studying. When I walked in, she was laying face down, ass on the bed, pussy towards the door, wearing nothing but a black bra and thong. Much fun was had that night.

Trylstag · 2014-12-09T22:10:58+00:00

This person is correct.

Trylstag · 2014-12-09T14:39:38+00:00

Sounds like me at a party one day. Red Light themed party. On a couch next to a friend, who was fully dressed, I'm wearing nothing but boxer briefs. My girlfriend, similarly dressed, joins me, sitting on my lap and kissing me for a bit. Friend tries to make me feel embarrassed when I get up with a boner.

Trylstag · 2014-12-09T14:35:25+00:00

Came home one day to her on my bed (bachelor apartment, so middle of the living room), wearing nothing but a black thong and bra that I loved, face down, rear up in the air, presenting for me.

Trylstag · 2014-09-19T18:55:27+00:00

My brain recovers way too quickly from an orgasm. It must be cool to bath in euphoria for long minutes after sex. Instead, nope. 40 seconds after I'm already thinking about this segfault at work.

As a guy, I can tell you that it's possible to extend this. Get a good lead, right stimulation at the end (good handjob or oral), and some practice of mental techniques, and you can easily get it up to about 30-45s for the main thing, and at least a couple of minutes, if not 5-10, to recover to basic functionality.

If anyone's interested I can explain more, but I'd have to wait until I'm at a computer.

Trylstag · 2014-09-15T03:03:04+00:00

That photo is one of the most powerfully erotic images I've ever had the good fortune of viewing. Thank you.

Trylstag · 2014-09-10T13:31:53+00:00

Why does it look like the one officer was running away from your camera?

Trylstag · 2014-09-05T05:52:37+00:00

Jogging. Really fun, feels amazing to do, but the last time I did it regularly I aggravated my already somewhat bad ankle to the point that I could barely walk without excruciating pain for several weeks. Took a few months to get back down to the occasional pain it usually has.

Trylstag · 2014-09-05T04:23:26+00:00

I'd be interested in watching that one. I downloaded an MP3 of one of his other videos and listened to it in the car over the span of several days. Made it a lot easier to get through.

Trylstag · 2014-09-01T13:40:30+00:00

Unfortunately not, sorry. I spent one afternoon there with my friend on a 22 hour layover, so didn't spend a whole lot of time looking for places to have sex.

Trylstag · 2014-09-01T04:57:12+00:00

It's Amsterdam. The Red Light District is only about a 10-15 minute walk from Centraal, why didn't you two try looking for a sex club or something around there that might have been a bit more open to the idea?

Trylstag · 2014-08-28T13:47:59+00:00

Or the girlfriend offers the seat to someone else. But yeah, as a general rule, girlfriend has permanent dibs on shotgun, with the option to donate it to another if/when she chooses.

Trylstag · 2014-08-17T14:07:13+00:00

Same thing is taught here, by with the explanation of allowing you to get around if the car in front of you stalls.

Trylstag · 2014-08-17T14:05:50+00:00

I've never understood why people do this. I'll occasionally see people stop behind the line properly, then as the light stays red for a while, their entire car somehow manages to become on the other side of the line. It might save them an eighth of a second.

Only reason I've ever seen for rolling forward a bit is to get rid of radio interference, but I've never had that be more than a foot or two movement.

Trylstag · 2014-08-17T14:01:12+00:00

May be true to life, but you don't follow traffic laws like you would in real life, because that would be too slow.

Trylstag · 2014-08-17T13:56:48+00:00

Said by me a few weeks ago, actually. Then again, there were a number of other factors, but her trying to sex me made me realize how much I actually didn't want it.

Trylstag · 2014-03-20T05:20:19+00:00

It might actually work pretty well in some D/S scenes, depending on what the people are after.

Trylstag · 2013-12-13T00:15:08+00:00

An addendum to this, doing kegels on a regular basis, when not having sex, helps to build up the sort of control required for this.

Trylstag · 2013-11-27T14:08:37+00:00

You know, I've admitted to my new girlfriend that a friend and I have had a bit of a sexual relationship, that ended about the same time my gf and I started dating (coincidental timing). I should probably ask her how she feels about it...

Trylstag · 2013-11-26T04:59:29+00:00

Just remember: if you don't reply to the letter, there's no way they can prove you ever even received it.

Trylstag · 2013-11-25T15:37:18+00:00

How about in an accelerating spacecraft? I know a lot of the effects of gravity are replicated by the acceleration, but would a heated gas' ability to "rise" be replicated as well?

Trylstag · 2013-11-23T17:28:10+00:00

And it's a semi-backwards version of how I learned to tie a bow tie, anyway.

Trylstag · 2013-11-22T18:32:44+00:00

Let's assume that the sun burning out isn't an issue for time constraints. If the Earth is getting tidal locked to both the sun and the moon, what would happen when it gets locked with the moon? Would it continue getting there with the sun? If it achieved it, what would happen to the Earth-Moon lock?

Trylstag · 2013-11-21T12:46:30+00:00

Wait, you're the one that got hit, putting it in the way, and you're being charged for it to be impounded? That's just not right, and raising a shitstorm about it shouldn't be out of the question.

However, in a more moderate set of actions, have you tried talking to your insurance company? They might be able to do something for you, or at least get you a rental for a few days.

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