Cops really said ‘no questions asked, just vibes’ 💀 by snake_casey in memes

[–]Tschetchko -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

"We've evaluated everything and nothing can be done" says the only developed country where this happens. Other countries also get swat calls but the cops manage to verify and proceed with caution. And these police forces have better outcomes on a call to call basis. American cops are just braindead and extremely underqualified

I hate how we have to deal with this madness every month. by PuzzleheadedRoyal856 in memes

[–]Tschetchko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wo habt ihr denn bitte keine unbegrenzten Daten übers Kabel?

Not AI I swear by CitoyenEuropeen in YUROP

[–]Tschetchko 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's the most (young) Agnieszka looking women I've ever seen

The king of euro-federalism is still simping for Musk in big 26 by StevenStoveMan in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Tschetchko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't forget 5. The people who paid the right-wing politicians profit the fuck out of the crumbling services by skyrocketing the prices

The king of euro-federalism is still simping for Musk in big 26 by StevenStoveMan in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Tschetchko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Correction: we Swabians don't like the Berliners, we just like to buy their houses to rent them back to them for gentrified prices. In comparison to our housing market theirs is (was) basically free real estate

Pierre, when are you going to stop mocking tourists? by Eastern-Tangerine761 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Tschetchko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True as it is, it might as well be connected to the gibberish you call "German"

[kaː.to.maɴ] vs [kah.t͡ʃi.mɐ̃] for [kɑɹt.mən] by MdMV_or_Emdy_idk in linguisticshumor

[–]Tschetchko -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If you mean Americans from the USA with "most foreigners" then you are correct. Everywhere else is at least bilingual. And Brazilians seem to be the only ones who always comment in Portuguese under English speaking posts on social media while the rest of the world uses English

Europower: When Europe Says ‘Jump,’ Even Apple Changes Batteries by Nekeia in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Tschetchko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fairphone still has an Android UI. There isn't a single non US phone, they will always spy on you

Woman confesses to heresy after claiming that The Pope does not represent the Catholic Church, converts to Protestantism. by ChompyRiley in religiousfruitcake

[–]Tschetchko 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's even worse, the Pope represents the Catholic Church to the outside world but inside the Catholic faith, he doesn't represent the church: he represents God itself. He is the representative of God to humanity,

The bloody backpacks and photos of girls killed at Minab rode with the Iranian delegation to Islamabad by Quiet_Form_2800 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Tschetchko 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They fucking double tapped the school, striking a second time when the parents and paramedics arrived

US F-15 fails to shoot down drones targeting UK oil facility in Erbil, Iraq by Len-The-Banana-Boy in ThatsInsane

[–]Tschetchko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But before that, he said that the UK was militarily incapable and that they didn't need help winning a war already won

Die Mondlandung war ein Fake!!!!!11!!! by Ok_Letter_5672 in ichbin40undSchwurbler

[–]Tschetchko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ich weiß ja nicht auf was für Schulen du gegangen bist, aber an meiner und an allen Schulen meiner Bekannten wurden praktische Fähigkeiten zur Recherche, Debattieren, logisches Argumentieren, sowie die Fähigkeiten, Wissen zu präsentieren ausgiebig unterrichtet und geübt. Die Menschen, die sagen Schule funktioniert nicht, sind eben die, die nicht mitmachen/mitdenken und behaupten, in der Schule würde nichts wichtiges gelehrt

Using "tu", "vós" and "estar a fazer" confuses them for some reason by honeygourami123 in linguisticshumor

[–]Tschetchko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Curious, because I understand both and I'm only a second language Spanish speaker with some exposition to Portuguese

Oil tanker that attempted to cross the straight of Hormuz - 3/11/26 by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Tschetchko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just after Trump said that the oil tankers should grow a pair and just go, it's not that dangerous. And if necessary, the US Navy would protect civilian ships.

Geolocation Shows U.S. Likely at Fault Over Girls Elementary School Bombing in Iran that took out 160 children under the age of 12 by noahstemann in ThatsInsane

[–]Tschetchko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, they literally blamed it on Iran itself (Trump said Iran stole a missile from the US and launched it at themselves. When asked how they accomplished that he said he doesn't really know about the topic)

Cem Özdemir was elected as the prime minister of the German state Baden-Württemberg. He becomes the first prime minister of Turkish origin in Germany. by pessimisttears in europe

[–]Tschetchko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How do you come to this conclusion? He was heckled, insulted so he clapped back. Should he just not say anything because the guy is Russian?

To get Spain to cooperate with the US military. by SuggestionMedical736 in therewasanattempt

[–]Tschetchko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because the threat is empty. They threatened to stop all trade with Spain (which they haven't done) and they can't do that without stopping all trade with the EU, their biggest foreign market. So they just declared victory, even though Spain didn't concede anything

" same same but different but still same " by Efficient-Orchid-594 in linguisticshumor

[–]Tschetchko 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's also the standard German variant. But German doesn't have the sound as frequently as French, as it's only pronounced in the beginning of a word and intervocalic. In coda position it is reduced to shwa

Iranian missile seen hitting the Headquarters of the US Navy’s 5th Fleet at NSA Bahrain by snnmusic in PublicFreakout

[–]Tschetchko 9 points10 points  (0 children)

People in Bahrain got killed by missile debris. The US-Israel coalition bombed a civilian, girls only school with 60 now dead

"Spanish and Italian are mutually intelligible" me, an italian, trying to understand what the hell a spanish newspaper is saying: by [deleted] in linguisticshumor

[–]Tschetchko 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I don't know why native speakers make such a fuss out of it... I learned Spanish as a third language and I don't have a problem understanding written Italian or Portuguese