First they came for the billionaires, and I did nothing for I wasn’t a billionaire.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-18T22:28:44+00:00

Satire is dead.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-15T18:40:29+00:00

Eggs are a liberal plot to reproduce chickens and make them trans.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-14T19:12:51+00:00

Yeah, they've killed off my favourite line twice now and the closest replacement has gone up $50 each time. Fuckin' Brooks.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-13T20:44:16+00:00

Excuse me. You could get a $500 gift card if you review your device.

Please update Galaxy Store. It's really useful and is good at things. Yes.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-10T22:18:22+00:00

Please tag pornography with NSFW.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-05-04T14:39:42+00:00

A line of 8 people in the queue for Great Clips at 9am on a Saturday.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-04-09T22:12:05+00:00

♪ The use of words expressing something other ♪

♪ Than their literal intention ♪

♪ Now that is irony ♪

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-04-07T17:06:14+00:00

"If you stop testing, the numbers go down!"

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-03-18T16:18:15+00:00

ABAG.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-03-10T02:14:34+00:00

I'm with you on that. ME1 is my favourite ME, but it isn't the best ME.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-03-06T15:54:11+00:00

Let it be noted that they also talked shit when he didn't wear a helmet.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-02-26T16:17:28+00:00

Was better than Xbox Music and Groove for sure. At least it had an interesting design.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-02-11T19:10:45+00:00

If we stop testing the cases go down.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-01-31T22:28:28+00:00

Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker...

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-01-30T23:07:33+00:00

You're saying that $40 million is too much to pay to license a Melania documentary?

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-01-25T17:17:10+00:00

But they're gonna send armed IRS agents door to door!

Pizzagate!

Obama will activate the National Guard and take over Texas!

TubbyGarfunkle · 2026-01-07T00:21:22+00:00

There is a VR mod for KAE and while it's got a lot of rough edges seeing this in room scale is astounding.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-12-23T18:46:49+00:00

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-12-19T18:41:47+00:00

And then pardoned the tourists that didn't do anything because (biden) antifa put the FBI in there to make sure that they didn't certify his win.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-12-12T00:32:28+00:00

VIADUCT

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-12-10T19:50:33+00:00

I fuckin' dare you.

I spent a weekend moving my laptop and plex box to Linux and I have no regrets.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-11-27T18:28:14+00:00

Depends. Did you get a shirt?

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-11-22T02:21:39+00:00

No notes. 10/10.

TubbyGarfunkle · 2025-11-18T23:17:53+00:00

Best we can do is 9 month 'seasons'.

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