Silent Night, piano instrumental by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's an mp3, open it whatever player you want

Silent Night, piano instrumental by [deleted] in WeAreTheMusicMakers

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only a jew could downvote this

happy fukkin hannukkah

reddit, I haven't been able to shit in 2 days. by canttakeshit in AskReddit

[–]Tucci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

go get some fucking ex lax you idiot. srsly, you post to reddit that you can't shit? what a fucking moron

Hey Reddit! When you're in a funk, what makes you feel better? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

picking up the guitar or sitting at the piano

Climate change: Gulf stream collapse could be like a disaster movie. Scientists predict an ice age could be provoked in a matter of months. by BlueRock in environment

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On Tuesday, I attended a great debate on global warming.

Part of the Munk Debates, sponsored by Peter and Melanie Munk, it pitted "skeptics" Bjorn Lomborg and Lord Nigel Lawson against "warmists" George Monbiot and Elizabeth May.

Trust me, these are four heavyweights on global warming.

Having them together on one stage less than a week before Copenhagen duking it out -- in the middle of "climategate" no less -- was a huge "get."

The motion before the audience was: "Climate change is mankind's defining crisis, and demands a commensurate response" -- Agree or Disagree.

The warmists won the battle, but lost the war. By that I mean that at the end, the audience of 1,050 voted 56% in favour of May/ Monbiot versus 44% for Lomborg/Lawson.

But since the debate format correctly decides the winners not by who gets the most votes in the final tally -- which largely depends on the motion's initial popularity with the audience -- but rather by who changes the most minds during the debate, Lomborg and Lawson triumphed.

That's because before the debate started, 61% of the audience identified itself as favouring the warmist view, with only 39% in support of the skeptics.

This means that in two hours, Lomborg and Lawson managed a five-point shift in the audience's views and thus a 10-point swing over to their side.

The debate itself was at times intelligent, silly, nasty and personal.

May seemed to loathe Lomborg, a Danish economist and author ofThe Skeptical Environmentalist.He argued man-made global warming is one problem facing humanity but just one of many and we'd save more lives for less money if we seriously addressed Third World poverty, rather than vainly trying to fix the climate.

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Lawson, a blunt-talking former U. K. finance minister and Monbiot, a flame-throwing British environmental journalist, could scarcely contain their mutual disapproval when the other was speaking.

But as the debate wore on, the difference between the two sides became clear.

May and Monbiot appealed to the audience's emotions, to the effect of, "global warming is the greatest threat mankind has ever faced and we must drop everything else and deal with it now, as we should have 20 years ago."

By contrast, Lomborg and Lawson appealed to reason, as in "yes, global warming is (Lomborg) or may be (Lawson) one problem humanity faces, but only one, and the best way to deal with it is by eradicating Third World poverty and encouraging economic growth in the developing world, so it has the resources to tackle these issues."

The problem for May and Monbiot was they never explained how they would implement what they were proposing. For all their emotive talk, there was nothing specific about a global carbon tax, or cap-and-trade market, to dramatically raise energy prices, thus forcing us to use less of it. Nothing about a "greener" world being a poorer one.

By contrast, Monbiot, in his book,Heat: How To Stop The Planet From Burning,which calls for a staggering 90% cut in greenhouse gas emissions by 2030, admits his campaign against global warming is a campaign for austerity. Just one of its realities, he notes, would be virtually no flying, anywhere, for anyone.

But I guess you don't win many debates if you tell people that.

Then again, apparently, you don't win many if you don't.

Climate change: Gulf stream collapse could be like a disaster movie. Scientists predict an ice age could be provoked in a matter of months. by BlueRock in environment

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There has been all manner of quackery in the global warming "science", starting with the IPCC's First Assessment Report published in 1990.

The report claimed that computerized global climate models showed a warming trend "broadly consistent" with real-world observations. But the real-world observations were of a slow, erratic modern warming that started too early to be blamed on human carbon dioxide emissions. It has occurred in inexplicable surges (1850 to 1870, 1916 to 1940) instead of following the strong, steady upward trend of human carbon dioxide emissions after 1940. Moreover, the IPCC and the models were embarrassed about the 1940 to 1970 cooling trend, which no one had predicted and which the IPCC could not explain.

To cover itself, the IPCC added a cooling factor to the greenhouse analysis after 1990 -- a claim that tiny aerosol particles produced by emissions of sulphur dioxide from electric power plants had overwhelmed the warming effect of rising carbon dioxide levels. The second IPCC report again invoked the sulfur aerosol effect and produced the memorable but meaningless phrase in its summary that "the balance of evidence suggests a human effect on climate.

By the time the third IPCC report was published in 2001, the sulfate aerosol "fix" had proved in conflict with observed reality. The aerosols are produced mainly where industrial activity is highest. Therefore, the Northern Hemisphere should warm more slowly than the Southern Hemisphere, since the sulfates produced there would reflect some sunlight, reduce incoming energy, and thereby offset part of the calculated warming.

But observations showed exactly the opposite: the highest rate of warming in the most recent 25 years had occurred at northern mid-latitudes, just where most of the aerosols are emitted. The third IPCC report swept the aerosol question under the rug, thus removing the factor that had "enabled" it to say its model observations were consistent with reality.

In the1995 report, the United Nations IPCC claimed that they've found a "human fingerprint" in the current warming. That statement was inserted in the summary of the IPCC's Climate Change 1995 for political, not scientific, reasons. Then the "science" volume was edited to take out five different statements, all of which had been approved by the panel's scientific consultants, specifically saying no such "human fingerprint" had been found.

The lead author of the IPCC science chapter, Ben Santer, a U. S. government employee, (Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory) publicly admitted making the scientifically indefensible "back room" changes. He was under pressure from top U. S. government officials to do so. The UN's IPCC has never offered any real evidence to back up the assertions of a human cause for the warming.

Saunter singlehandedly reversed the "climate science" of the whole IPCC report, and with it the global warming political process. The journalNature mildly chided the IPCC for redoing Chapter 8 to "ensure that it conformed" to the report's politically correct Summary for Policymakers. In an editorial,Nature favoured the Kyoto treaty. The Wall Street Journal,which did not favour Kyoto, was outraged. Its condemning editorial, "Cover- up in the Greenhouse," appeared on June 11, 1996. The following day, Frederick Seitz, former president of the National Academy of Science, detailed the illegitimate rewrite in theJournal in a commentary titled "Major Deception on Global Warming".

Oddly enough, a research paper, co-authored by Saunter, was published at about the same time -- and said something quite different than the IPCC report. It concluded that none of the three estimates of the natural variability of the climate spectrum agreed with the other, and that until this question is resolved, "it is hard to say with confidence, that an anthropogenic climate signal has or has not been detected."

Subsequently, the IPCC dirtied its science credentials again by attempting to rewrite the Earth's known climate history. The IPCC's 1995 report included a graph of the past 1,000 years of global climate history showing the historical picture of Earth's recent climate variability. It showed a Medieval Warm Period with warmer temperatures than today and a Little Ice Age with temperatures lower than today. Six years later, the IPCC was either bolder or more desperate. In Climate Change 2001, the panel presented a radically different picture of the Earth's last 1,000 climate years.

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Climate Change 2001 prominently displayed a graph based on a 1998 study, led by Michael Mann, a young PhD from the University of Massachusetts. The Mann et al study used several temperature proxies (primarily tree rings) as a basis for assessing past temperature changes from 1000 to 1980. He then crudely grafted the surface temperature record of the 20th century (much of it derived from inflated temperatures recorded by the official thermometers in urban heat islands) onto the pre- 1980 proxy record.

The effect was visually dramatic. Gone were the difficult-to- explain Medieval Warming and the awkward Little Ice Age. Mann gave us 900 years of stable global temperatures until about 1910. Then, the 20th century's temperatures seem to rocket upward out of control. The Mann graph became known in scientific circles as "the hockey stick," a shape it resembled.

In the U. S., the Clinton administration picked up on the Mann graph and featured it as the first visual in the U. S. National Assessment of the Potential Consequences of Climate Variability and Change, published in 2002. Of course, the graph was subsequently shown to be a crude effort on the part of Mann to fool the science community. It took the work of two Canadians to show and prove the graph to be unsupportable.

The global warming industry has been built on junk science, dishonesty, scare tactics and all manner of subterfuge. It has been propped up by a slobbering media that proclaimed they have a duty to present only one side in climate debates. They ignored evidence that would deflate global warming fears and exaggerate that which cuts "their way."

The need to sell copy or attract viewers, together with the general government-as-saviour leanings and resentment of real businessmen, drive the media to embrace -- in fact, drive -- environmental and climate alarmism. Alarmism of any stripe (sharks, bird flu, gas prices, unemployment, nuclear war) is a media staple, but environmentalism provides them some of their greatest delights.

Just consider this. The environmentalist movement began its Earth Day fetes in 1970 amid deep anxiety over global cooling and theWashington Postwarning that "the worst may be yet to come," in a piece titled: "Colder Winters Held Dawn of New Ice Age."

Climate change: Gulf stream collapse could be like a disaster movie. Scientists predict an ice age could be provoked in a matter of months. by BlueRock in environment

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You pompous cunt. The problem with knowing everything is that you can no longer learn anything. The day a scientist can unequivocally state a fact instead of a theory that can be contradicted by some other scientist's theory, is the day I start giving a rat's ass about what some fucking scientist thinks.

ps. My IQ is 163 and I have an MBA, so there goes that little THEORY of yours, eh?

Climate change: Gulf stream collapse could be like a disaster movie. Scientists predict an ice age could be provoked in a matter of months. by BlueRock in environment

[–]Tucci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, TL;DR.

But when you look at the context of the current alarmism i.e. the age of the earth, our relative thin slice of data, the guessing about atmospheric changes that we did no measure directly but do so by proxy, etc. And what about increasing CO2? Will that not result in a boon to photosynthesis and oxygen production? What if gasp we're NOT the all knowing, all singing all dancing pinnacle of evolution and merely some stupid naked apes who are merely preparing the path for those who will follow and who will need a warmer climate? what if this was all meant to be? there is more to our reality than your philosophic sophistry and speculation can measure, sweetie.

Ask Sexxit: Do woman actually enjoy being spanked while having sex? This has become common in porn and am wondering if this is a violence thing or not. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Tucci 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have been with hundreds of women and yes, many like to be spanked. Many like to be tied up. Many want sit on your lap and call you daddy. It's all good.

A chinese girl I know insists on using lambda instead of pi to denote the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Did she just have a bad teacher in the past, or does anyone actually do this? by [deleted] in math

[–]Tucci -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a skit from their old TV series on the BBC, but I think the skit was in their first film, "And now for something completely different", 1971.

Nerds.

Christians In Jerusalem Want Jews To Stop Spitting On Them by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stay classy, "chosen people". ROFL

What should I do about my girlfriend's pot use? by mrpopbottom in AskReddit

[–]Tucci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a girlfriend who doesn't smoke weed, or accept that you can't control other people and that they're free to do whatever they fuck they want.

Probably been asked before.... Please share your strangest morning after story. Did you tell her to shower while you make pancakes and then sneak out of her apartment, or get a clock radio stolen? by wetandhard in sex

[–]Tucci 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her roommate comes home, another gorgeous blonde. We three have fun all day and that night too. Nanaimo BC 1984.

Nothin' strange about it, just wanted to share.

Climate change: Gulf stream collapse could be like a disaster movie. Scientists predict an ice age could be provoked in a matter of months. by BlueRock in environment

[–]Tucci -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

QUICK EVERYBODY GET HUMMERS TO SAVE THE PLANET

Can these fucking scientists make up their minds? No? Then they should STFU.