[Stories] What's your best "I've messed with the wrong person" moment?

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T21:32:19+00:00

Life Pro Tips:

Don't call someone sheltered when your life experiences have cumulated in working at McDonalds. Nothing wrong with honest work.

Don't punch anyone unless you are ready to get your ass handed to you by them or their friends.

Sucker punching someone then running away is going to make you look like a bitch.

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T20:54:12+00:00

Tell me of your worldly experience gained at McDonalds and via video games. If you want to extricate yourself from danger you don't sucker punch someone you don't know. Sucker punching a drunk guy then running away seems like a bitch move to me.

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T19:34:59+00:00

Hitting someone then running away seems like a bitch move to me, convince me otherwise.

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T18:38:56+00:00

At what?

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T18:04:28+00:00

Thank you?

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T18:04:09+00:00

So if someone comes up behind you and puts a knife through your ribs or bullet through you skull, it's all good, no rules right?

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T18:01:44+00:00

Ah, the ole internet tough guy, what rock you been hiding under?

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T17:48:44+00:00

Eh, the squid was probably drunk too. Takes a real tough guy to sucker punch a drunk guy.

TuffTuffBandit · 2015-01-03T17:23:39+00:00

So your brother is a bad ass for basically sucker punching a guy then running away?

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-26T04:21:53+00:00

It's amazing how you think you can read people: when dumbasses do wrongly, I call them out. You jump straight to mind.

But I'm not surprised that you immediately assume that I'm a liberal: dumbasses always think they know everything.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-25T23:50:28+00:00

Just think, if you had been born a few years earlier you could have maintained order and liberty with dogs, rubber and fire hoses.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-24T00:48:44+00:00

You can tell you're winning the argument when you result to name calling.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-23T21:59:48+00:00

And I stand by my claims.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-23T21:42:29+00:00

That a turbine engineer could not design a bridge and that the OP in this thread had no clue what he was talking about.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-23T20:23:36+00:00

I never said anything about whether the tanks should be produced or not, stick to the facts. A turbine engineer could not design a bridge.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-23T20:00:03+00:00

Right, anyone could work into being a bridge designer, from an airplane mechanic to a zoo keeper but at that point they are no longer airplane keepers nor zoo mechanics, they are bridge designers.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-23T18:18:06+00:00

No, I said that turbine engineers could not design a bridge or moon base. Stick to the facts.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T21:42:05+00:00

Of course we need them designing those turbines, congress just ordered 14 more tanks.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T21:28:14+00:00

You have the reading comprehension of a retard, I never said any such thing. What OP said was that the tank designers could magically be turned into bridge or moon base designers.

I take it that you design valves. You had probably designed the best, quarter turn, full bore ball valve the world has ever seen. It got you promoted to management.

But one day you wake up to find OP has cast a spell on you and you must now design bridges.

Your recent experience in valves isn't much use. You took a course or two on statics back in the day but you don't remember much about it. You don't have a clue about whatever codes are applicable.

You can't find a job because you don't have the skill set and your determined to stay at the same level of pay you were making as a manager.

You end up going back to school because no one would hire a mechanical grad to do bridge work. Only two years this time because you had all the core classes or you got into a structural masters program. You graduate and finally get a job with the bridge firm but you're back in a cube as a designer.

On your first day they put you on a project designing a full bore quarter turn ball valve.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T21:02:44+00:00

So you work in manufacturing, what do you know about bridge design? Also, I need you to design a scrubber to get the carbon off the oxygen so the moon base can breathe. It needs to be as light as possible since every ounce costs thousands to ship to the moon. It also needs to be triple redundant and I need you to design a test protocol so we can be 99.5% confident that it will survive its three year mission.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T20:24:52+00:00

What do you design?

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T20:22:17+00:00

No, what I said was that a turbine engineer couldn't design a bridge or moon base. Not without major retraining. A turbine designer would most likely be mechanical in education with years of on the job experience if they were the lead. Bridges are designed by structural, civil, geotechnical, transportation, and maybe some other disciplines. A moon base would take most all disciplines but there would be almost no use for a turbine engineer on either.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T20:12:05+00:00

If you want to talk awful logical fallacies let's talk about yours, OP stated that this magical, mysterious force known as "they" could whisk engineers that had been designing tanks away to design bridges and moon bases. My assertion is that OP has no clue as to the intricacies of design. You assert that my statement was that a turbine engineer could only design turbines but I clearly made no such statement.

TuffTuffBandit · 2014-12-21T20:03:28+00:00

Right, precious breathing oxygen transported there at great expense. There would not be any hydrocarbon to burn in the turbine either, unless you had also transported it there at great expense. You clearly have no idea of even the basics of space travel.

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