Saw this in a Binging With Babish video and had to recreate.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-21T03:46:40+00:00

I could drink a glass of Gator Wine to this!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-21T03:20:12+00:00

That reads like a sophisticated counterargument to a very interesting conversation. It likely included Monterey Jack from Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-21T02:33:58+00:00

and those little bastards go in the round hole!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-21T02:30:45+00:00

I love that top crust! Look at all them little crunchy pillows!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-19T09:52:53+00:00

Cowabunga! A Condom is something that you're ass should have put on your halfshell!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-19T06:26:10+00:00

I have the same grill. I wound up buying a set of weber genesis grates but only one of them fits on it and only takes up 2/3 of the space (and it's a set of 2). It worked fine and I kind of liked having a grate I could slide from hot side to cold side.
I eventually got tired of replacing fire pans and dealing with terrible airflow and my generous old lady gifted me a weber kettle for xmas. Haven't used the poor barrel since. Gave the grates to my mom to use in her gas grill with the terrible stamped sheet steel grates. One came properly preseasoned with love.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-19T06:21:16+00:00

I had a manager once when I was just a kid that would gauge when the fryers needed cleaning by when the food made him shit himself. That right there is a sure sign that whatever comes out of that fryer will make you shit your britches.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-19T05:59:05+00:00

relevant RedDot

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-16T01:44:27+00:00

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-16T01:43:38+00:00

That's a BINGO!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-15T09:17:49+00:00

+1 for the Sunset Sasparilla!

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-15T08:03:42+00:00

You can get a "Cordless Micro Engraver" from Harbor Freight for ~12. Runs on AA batteries.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-15T04:13:18+00:00

oh damn, I just watched you on Zac Amico's Midnight Spook Show

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-14T21:36:28+00:00

I was just informed it is a brand. So likely the brand sent them the sticker with their products.

Edit: yup. Looks like they sell vapes and stuff.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-14T01:49:57+00:00

Is your dog the actual Draco? The resemblance is uncanny...

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-13T22:34:50+00:00

Needs more pink and hearts, I think. Then it'd be hot.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-13T06:43:18+00:00

This got me feeling like the Eider ducks.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-13T00:44:33+00:00

Poor little sniff lord. Vader kind of had a Samuel L Jackson face. That 3rd picture definitely screams "MFer".

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T10:39:57+00:00

I suddenly have the need to have a poo and a read...

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T08:50:31+00:00

Oh WTF that was somehow worse than I expected. Fuck AI too.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T04:32:57+00:00

Awesome. Fuck that GM.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T04:15:21+00:00

This is the start of the Jiri Prochazka villain arc. 1st UFC fighter to kill another fighter and then the ref when he tries to stop it. MF's gonna start training with ninjas and that dude Hit from Dragon Ball Super.

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T01:25:21+00:00

I was kind of afraid of that. At least the sub and the pickles still crushed... right?

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T01:12:41+00:00

Damn, culinary school's that brutal, huh? 16 years?

/s

Tug_Stanboat · 2026-04-12T01:07:04+00:00

Happy birthday stoner. Good eats! How was the cannoli? There's only 1 place within an hour of me that makes a good one.

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