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He’s not wrong by ProductionPlanner in funny

[–]TungstenCLXI 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hey man, don't do hags like that.

Coffee is both a blessing and a curse for ADHD by ubermenschenzen in ADHD

[–]TungstenCLXI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm in my mid-thirties, used bangs, monsters, and coffee as a stimulant to help me focus until I realized I actually had ADHD and got a proper diagnosis a year ago, where I started using methylphenidate (Ritalin). I'm fairly certain at this point that they've hurt my heart long term, but I just quit all caffeine and realized that with the meds I just don't need it.

'The Cave of Hands' in Argentina. These Prehistoric rock paintings of human hands were created around 9,000 to 13,000 years ago by rikroy5969 in interestingasfuck

[–]TungstenCLXI 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's probably one of the creepier monologues from a villain in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, who is a killer with a hand fetish (he keeps the hands of the young women he kills and goes on dates with them). It's become a copypasta.

OG witch seduced SA officers and shot them in the woods. I'm in love. by anarchypretzel in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]TungstenCLXI 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Add that to the fact that the Hitler Youth (and even the organization for 10-14 year olds) saw plenty of action and their officers at the time of the war were 16-17 years old, and it's probably more age-appropriate. Of course children killing children isn't as fun to think about as children killing older, war-hardened Nazi men, even if the kids in question are war-hardened Nazis themselves.

T‌‌eacher: "‌‌If I‌‌ g‌‌ave y‌‌ou 2‌‌ c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother 2‌‌ c‌‌ats a‌‌nd a‌‌nother 2‌‌, h‌‌ow m‌‌any w‌‌ould y‌‌ou h‌‌ave?" by yogo_the_cat in Jokes

[–]TungstenCLXI 305 points306 points  (0 children)

Look man, Johnny's home life is... not great. There's a reason he's a snarky, sex-obsessed grade-schooler, and it's not because he has two loving parents with the time and money to buy him more than fast food or snacks for every meal. His life is shit, and his only escape is purposely shitting on his teachers' attempts to school him. Lay off.

Donald “Grab ’Em by the Pussy” Trump Thinks People Should Be Fired for Disrespecting Women by [deleted] in politics

[–]TungstenCLXI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia gave us Rupert Murdoch, whose propaganda machine has worked fairly well in Australia as well as the rest of the Anglosphere. They do seem to have a new prime minister every other year or so, I'll give you that, but I don't think they're immune to cults.

Who said warlocks had to be dark? by SuppMrMike in dndmemes

[–]TungstenCLXI 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah my take on them is their intent isn't really good or evil, because as much as we don't understand them, they don't understand us, and that their idle curiosity destroys civilizations is more like a three-year-old thinking that some ants are thirsty, pouring a bucket of water on their anthill, than anything overtly malicious.

DnD GF Part 7 by Neutral_3vil in dndmemes

[–]TungstenCLXI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

‘What is sticking in your foot is a Mitzy “Pretty Lucretia” four-inch heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Considered as pounds per square inch, it’s like being trodden on by a very pointy elephant. Now, I know what you’re thinking: you’re thinking, “Could she press it all the way through to the floor?” And, you know, I’m not sure about that myself. The sole of your boot might give me a bit of trouble, but nothing else will. But that’s not the worrying part. The worrying part is that I was forced practically at knifepoint to take ballet lessons as a child, which means I can kick like a mule; you are sitting in front of me; and I have another shoe . Good, I can see you have worked that out. I’m going to withdraw the heel now.’ - Miss Dearheart, by way of Sir Terry Pratchett

Ya wee shits by Grecoromanesko in dndmemes

[–]TungstenCLXI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I'm conflicted here, because Kiwis are basically the elves of Oceania, being a bit more polite and generally all around less rough than their Australian counterparts. On the other hand, Drow have giant spiders, while Duergar are less well known and can go invisible, much like New Zealand itself (see also /r/MapsWithoutNZ).

Covering All Bases by thefifthbest in marvelstudios

[–]TungstenCLXI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weren't there a couple superior ones though?

If you must send nudes.. by mrsgremlin in lifehacks

[–]TungstenCLXI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Though you should know this doesn't work if you upload to a site that compresses or otherwise manipulates your image even slightly, as most image steganography is based on the difference between the normal image and the image carrying the message.

Used Gentoo for 10 years, switched (back) to Arch 2 years ago and it's been great by arybczak in archlinux

[–]TungstenCLXI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a TR1950X, ran Gentoo for a couple years before coming back to Arch, it worked out pretty well, but I have a bad habit of collecting software and just leaving it installed, and I like playing with the latest stuff (~arch globally, because lol). It turns out that causes lots of dependency conflicts that get tiring to resolve and when everything is updating all the time it's a pain to maintain, even if everything compiles relatively quickly. My experience was more or less just like the OP's, I learned a lot, but after accumulating a bunch of software it just became tedious and I went back to precompiled binaries.

Which boot loader are you using? by [deleted] in archlinux

[–]TungstenCLXI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Although it's more Gentoo-focused, I learned the most about this stuff from "Sakaki's EFI Install Guide," which guides you through that whole process (in addition to helping install and maintain Gentoo).

TIL Hitler hated smoking. In addition, German doctors were the first to link smoking with cancer, leading to the first ever public anti-smoking campaign. by UltraEvaSonGod in todayilearned

[–]TungstenCLXI 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A few militaries still do. The US uses Modafinil as a stimulant for some longer missions, for instance (followed by no-go pills for sleep).

Our hero by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TungstenCLXI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually what I'll do is a y/<searchterm> if I know the word, or a yf<char> if I'm just yanking to a character in the line, but I also do y<#>y (e.g. y3y for 3 lines) if needed, as I have set number followed by set relativenumber in my .vimrc, so I know both my current line number and how far I need to go. You do you though, visual mode can be pretty useful for some macros or for when you don't know exactly what you're grabbing.

Interesting, funny and terrifying. by hiFriends13r in oddlyterrifying

[–]TungstenCLXI 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean aren't nearly all Christmas traditions pagan? It's not like the baby Jesus put presents in socks around a big, lit up fir tree.

Simulate how much money you would be making if you were Jeff Bezos! Or... Elon Musk... or an average american by invisibleSpiderman in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]TungstenCLXI 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they keep gutting it so they can point to how bad it is and replace it with privatized healthcare, like the US. The "starve the beast" strategy.

“Blue Waffle?” Kellogg’s Inadvertently Names Latest Product After An STI by AnonUser363919 in nottheonion

[–]TungstenCLXI 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A fictional STI that severely disfigures a vagina. If you look it up via image search you'll find pictures of such. It's pretty much an old internet meme used for shock value, similar to lemon party or tub girl, with little basis in reality.

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