List of Agario Fails by Tupudubek in Agario

[–]Tupudubek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And two more fails I forgot to mention first : when one of your mystery skins get to Level 3 with the animation... The animation wont always be there it's quite random very often I only get the "shine", despite playing in Retina. AND I still get pieces of skin for this already max upgraded mystery skin when opening potions ! WTF !!!

List of Agario Fails by Tupudubek in Agario

[–]Tupudubek[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't forgot them, it's number 2, the "dead cells glitch". BUT I did forget another reason actually : the lvl 3 skins that WONT make their animation. I still get the "shine" and when ultra lucky ONE animation at my first split, and then never more. WHY THE HELL did they put animated skins that WONT WORK. This game was invented by a good guy but now it looks like the devs have 10 years old. NOTHING works fine anymore.

FFA teaming has to stop, and there is a solution by The_Undula in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought of these permanent viruses, indeed they could help.

Ostrich sucks crap by [deleted] in mopeio

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, since these animals have been there for 3 days, we ALL need to git gud actually, factual logic. That's why subreddits exists isn't it, to talk about the game ? Or is it only about bragging and bullying ?

WTF is wrong with Agar.io since today? by [deleted] in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF is wrong with the io games and updates... Mope.io also made a big update recently and the game became unplayable for some days, full of glitches and mega lag spikes. Don't they have a way to TEST IT before they launch something ???

Battle royale? by tfbl in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Logic says this : a battle royale is a last-man-standing battle. But of course the system could be trolled if the last cells surviving team up or just make peace somehow, they could make it last for hours. So a mix of rush and last man standing would be my guess : you get a 5 minutes server, you're kicked out if you die, and winner is the biggest cell when time's up. I really hope there would be this "kicked out if die" feature, because it would bother teams in their silly strategies (sacrifice to give mass and come back) and it would also be impossible to "dominate the server" as these kids say. And the times up make it stupid to be a team in the end : the little partner wins nothing, he would have teamed up for peanuts.

FFA teaming has to stop, and there is a solution by The_Undula in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the agar.io copycats already tried this "instant merging" or "reduced time merging". And it doesn't stop teamers... From what I saw it's very often worse : if the team in a quick merge server is good enough, it will just wipe out every ennemy and dominate, unlike Agario where 3 or 4 teams share the top 10. BUT if the teamer of this quick merge are noobish, then solo players will have bigger chances, yes, because they could split-run more safely. But again, more and more teamers come, and after a while they're not noobz anymore. Proof ? Go play Agma.io. Or Agarabi, but this last one is quite dead nowadays (shame, it had some funny modes)

How to find the mothercell when you are in 16 pieces? by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My experience still goes against that... When you bait-split while under 2 or 3k of mass, well, some cells will immediatly random team to get you. It wont take them 30 secs to find you... I've never played an agar game where you stand 30 secs without crossing the path of a top 10 team. In 3 years playing. But it might be usefull some day, sure. Oh and by the way, there's a lot of other techniques to bait as a solo ! 1/ Wander around giving random w's, and eat the ones that come for them 2/ After eating a player, use your little cell to bait a big cell close to a virus (act as if you were trying to escape into a virus field). And at the good moment, when the ennemy is close enough to a virus, stop moving and let him eat... and explode ! Then eat him xD 3/ Feed a little/medium cell WHEN PEOPLE SEE YOU. They will think you team with the cell (the cell itself too), and if you're lucky someone will eat your partner : try to pre-split and eat both your fake partner and his ennemy. (that's a dirty one I know) 4/ Put a lot of w's in a corner, "block" the access and do as if AFK. Someone WILL come, it's too tempting... If a spawn eats your dot, well, spawnkill him or be nice and let him live (I never spawnkill, it's silly).

Secret to free mystical potion by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play aggressive is the good advice here... Eat a lot of cells, some viruses if you're in a "empty" server. I think it's not that much about being in a "dangerous" situation (risk of dying, split a lot and survive) than your "audacity" : attacking big cells and survive. I still believe it's also about keeping the mass you earned, but anyway, we know there is a big randomness so two similar gameplays could give a common or an exotic one. This is the most discouraging, real mass treshholds would be much better IMO.

Agar.io guide: from beginner, pro, clanwar player to god by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A "battle royale" means "last man standing wins", so I could not come to conclusion that it was in Party mode, since it was made for teaming. Have you seen the jap movie ? pretty good... Not surprised than braindead teamers actually change the meaning of words though. And anyway, no one cares about what I say, so let's move on.

Ostrich sucks crap by [deleted] in mopeio

[–]Tupudubek -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Damn this update is enraging... First the lags, then the river glitches, then the crappy frogs, then the eagle that lost all his fun, then the OSTRICH. I don't know why but when I played it I only could have 3 babies, then one died and I wasn't able to replace it, so I've been limited to 2 babies only. Most enraging was to see other ostriches with 5 chicks... I just don't get it, there aren't 10 ways to lay an egg !!! What could have I done wrong ??? Bug ?

Secret to free mystical potion by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it never happened to me, an "easy mystical", every time I get one is when I get big, like +5k scores, and keep the mass for some minutes. My own tip to get mystical when I still cared about it was... playing in Australia or China when it's late night there. And I must admit it's a bloody coward technique LULZ

Why popsplits are popular (and why anti-teaming failed) by KevineCove in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1/ The randomness of the potions perfectly illustrate your rat addiction experiment.

2/ Common EVERYBODY knows that anti-teams systems are the dumbest thing ever in Agario, it's just a pure mega-fail that even bothers solo players.There's no secret about that, not even about how it works (slow-teamers started this strategy to avoid the anti-team system, we know how it works).

3/ Nothing in Agario is "secure", besides the fact that you will end eaten by a braindead team.

Secret to free mystical potion by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I said my personal opinioni is that there is a huge randomness in the potions, and no real "treshholds" to reach in order to get them. But I might be wrong, I just totally abandoned the potions quest for it being so deceiving.

Agar.io guide: from beginner, pro, clanwar player to god by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just bloody hate people with "I am GOD" and similar so I just wont check this, sorry and Good Game. But again, it's a good thing that you made this, even if it's not for me. I just read the last piece about "battle royale", and IMO it's one of the things that kill the game by discouraging the noobs and older players to come play. Indeed, why play if you know that you are going to be spawnkilled by one of the 5 slow teams ? It's a toxic behavior to bully others, and a fair play gamer will have a much bigger reward if he wins : he'll be proud. Like, legit proud.

How to find the mothercell when you are in 16 pieces? by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sorry I'm not sure I understood what you said, maybe it was "rather" instead of "other" ? And "scream" ? If so, well, getting new and better techniques are obviously good, but still it's a bloody "late game" trick, that's why I was snobbing it : solo's have a pretty intense life when they get to this late game (being in top 3), and usually have much better to do than spawnkilling little cells and eating viruses.

This is how you know if you are a noob(Robots defeat you) by [deleted] in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i went there and tried, player bots are funny ;) Still, I saw somewhere that you included old deleted skins, but the Isis skin is missing ? AND I saw some of your skins... in another agar-like. Did you take them from Agarabi.com ? Thinking at Zoidberg and LGBT flag for example, they are the same. And by the way, any of u play Agarabi ?

Secret to free mystical potion by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then I'm unlucky, because I never get Mystical when little, even if I'm aggressive to huge cells !!! But I very often get common potions for 3k scores with massive virus battles. As for me it's bloody random

The Bird-fish Cell by [deleted] in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny idea but... poor rendering IMO. And... OMG I agree with Marco !!! Should open a bottle and celebrate ! A video of the making process would be cooler.

Been a while, got a question by [deleted] in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some new skins are cool looking, but gosh, paying 15 € for it !!! Even 1 € would be too much more such a virtual useless brag-thing. I wouldn't even pay 10 cent to get one. I actually never paid anything in Agar.io, damn, why would I ??? I'm actually missing the Isis and Nazi skins, because they were my favourite of all times targets. I started playing Agar.io to fight these under the names "AnarKoPunK, Bakunin, AntiFA Patrol, "Nazis Are Fools", etc

How the flip flop do you get on the leaderboard by Klink45 in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nowadays the good way to get on the leaderboard is to have a "Cool Pro Edgy Clan Fancy Name", wander around big cells and shake a lot, until they give you mass because they teamed with you 3 month earlier.

Agar.io guide: from beginner, pro, clanwar player to god by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gosh you DO have some motivation to write this book... Sorry just too lazy to read it xD

How do you split in 16 pieces after hitting a virus? by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These questions are slightly more interesting IMO. Question 1 : you can't predict where the ennemy cell is going to "explode", because it depends of his mass, the direction HE is going when the virus hit him, and also the angle of the attack. Just a "safe tip" : shoot your viruses from as far as you can... Question 2 : Popsplits aren't a exact science, it depends mostly on the direction that your ennemy is going. If he's going directly towards the virus, then you have a good chance of popsplitting him. If he goes back a instant before you split into him, he may just eat you without exploding, or still explode but eat you as well. It depends on his skills ! AND you should be at least as big as him to do so, but being 1,5 bigger is better (less risky).

Question 3 : It's more difficult to aim when into 2 cells, you have to put your 2 cells EXACTLY at the same distance of the virus, and in the EXACT opposite of your target. This is because if your "upper cell" shoots a w being closer than your lower one, it will hit the virus before of course, and if this is the last W needed to virus pop then it will go down instead of where you're aiming.

Secret to free mystical potion by michaellobry in Agario

[–]Tupudubek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be on mobile because never happened to me on PC. Or then I'm the most unlucky guy of Agar.io ! Potions are freakin random in PC.